Uber app: “Your driver will arrive in 2 mins”
One minute later...
“Your driver will arrive in 4 mins”
Then ...
“Your driver will arrive in 8 mins”
[Accompanied by map showing driver heading into cul-de-sac and making U-turn]
Me: 🤔
So the numbers are in 5500 pints drunk, 651 Gin and Tonics, 835 spirit measures, 160 glasses of Prosecco, 200 Jugs of Pimms and £8000 donated to local good causes. Take a bow Buckfesters x
So you see Reese, if you press this button the computer will play and sing the song for you. And to think we have been playing our instruments all this time with our hands like suckers. 😎👍