Thou Supreme Diplodocus

You can try to scroll and ponder, but you will never comprehend the complexities of my mind when I’m on my fourth Dos Equis ❤️‍🔥

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

I be feeling like J Robert Oppenheimer in this Applebee’s rn

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

Isn’t it rather amusing that in this very world one would consume warm milk to sleep AND THEN drink the same warm milk with espresso and cream to then wake up? Sometimes da powers dat b keep us fueled on our own poison (and thus marks my return to twitterwebs #whatsup @elonmusk)

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

Pope Leo XIV anointing JB Pritzker Holy Illinois Emperor, 2029

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

@thejasonsummers Looking good, Jason!!

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

If you give a mouse a cookie he’ll eat for a day, but if you teach a mouse to cookie he’ll eat for a mouse lifetime

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

And like the sudden alert of an afternoon’s tea kettle just coming to a boil, he felt a sharp pang of regret from deep within his bowels… a prolonged gurgling, not unlike the thunderous horn from the steam engines of old, cemented the feverish feeling. Poop was imminent.

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS HATE THIS TREE: See how he was able to FALL in the forest WITHOUT making a sound using this one simple trick

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

It’s silly with Joe Biden… first he helps the president, then he doesn’t like the next president, then he just is the next president, and then he tries to president but cannot and must give away the president. With that many years in office that’s not the president I want to set

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

Illinois would like a word.

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

For a moment the two men clung panting to the great branch while Tarzan squatted with his back to the stem of the tree watching them with mingled curiosity and amusement

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

@Youngdi76045798

[Kurjao @Ichor_Well]

I’m on a see beer diet. I love sea bears.

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

Ok milkshake, just show me on this burger where the french Fry touched you

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

@thejasonsummers Jason are you okay

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

Good job, bad job… blow job, hand job…🤦🏻‍♂️ it’s all the same

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

@Youngdi76045798 Tht answer is longer!

[Capitol Fax @capitolfax]

Darren, come out and play!

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

You’ve just pissed yourself in my mind

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

errytime I be lyin my silly little ass off my homie gotta say “I’m colin kaep”….. like bro you’ve never ever done football or kneaded during the national anthem jajajajaja #seriously

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

homie told me he getting a bachelors in mass communications… fella, buddy, fuckin chump, you don’t need a degree 2 do dat shidd… I talk in church every sunday for free idiot 😂😂😂😂

[Thou Supreme Diplodocus @Diplodonkyus]

What’s wit dat drink Brisk? Like maybe it just me but I’m not tryna think of a wee tot’s severed foreskin mid sip of raspberry iced