Dissonant Values

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[Dissonant Values @DissonantValues]

@cloutless_angel If I had a nickel for every time someone complained about the price of Auntie Anne’s at the airport, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

[FR34KYSOLD13RMIA @UNISOLDIERMUA]

Why did Immortal fake his death and let Andrew Johnson derail Reconstruction efforts and set back civil rights another century? Is he racist?

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

Cowboys and Indians are for normie children. I’m gonna make my kids play freikorps and communists

[らひⒷらPⒶてモ @SubspaceGO]

do you think between 1995 and 2000 there was an unseen Conductor kept secret because he did morally questionable things like The War Doctor. The War Conductor if you will

[Kaleb @KalebPrime]

"Shadowfax. He's the lord of all horses and was a Collector's Edition preorder bonus"

[Alex🌹 @AlexZarkage]

The best thing about this schism happening with american conservatives is that both sides are pulling out charlie kirk tweets like they’re hadiths from the prophet

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Lamar Jackson’s excuses are back.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

🇮🇪 Irish Catholics: No, you’ll never understand. Catholicism is a weight on the spirit, a rotting guilt that eats at one’s soul. It’s to be soaked in one’s own blood forevermore…

🇮🇹 Italian Catholics: Yea you get to do bad stuff but the priest forgives you so it’s all good

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

POV you’re about to hear why the book of Genesis commands the U.S. to target Iran with it’s nuclear arsenal

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

"So there was a country called Iran, and you were it's Supreme Leader?"

[Daniel Pika @itsDanielPika]

It's 2004. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

It's 2026. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

[matt @mattjoans]

give me bipedal bird again, fire fighting again, and a gay lizard again. Read that back to me

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

pikachu has retired to boca raton and his most important issues when voting are who can participate in high school girl’s softball and abolishing property tax.

[Dissonant Values @DissonantValues]

@Xbox Which intern is getting fired today?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: I wish it need not have happened in my time

GANDALF: so do all who live to see such times. but the Dow is over 50,000!

[BillsOnReal @BillsOnReal]

PATRIOTS BLOWN OUT

MAYE 3 TURNOVERS

DIGGS TO JAIL

SUCCESSFUL HATEWATCH

GOODNIGHT.

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I just bought 1,500 pizzas from pizza shops around the Pentagon to scare the shit out of the Iranian regime.

[Bryan @BryanMoMav15]

Hunter Biden really is the most ethical degenerate ever. No Epstein Pedo shit, Hunter simply just enjoys getting blazed out of his mind with consenting Latina sex workers of age. He’s a proper American Freak, a man of the people honestly.

[Dissonant Values @DissonantValues]

@TimHannan No community note. Must be true