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@someguyspoasts >trucker
>37
>not fat

doubt

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@Ally_Sammarco Elon never stole my bicycle

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@kriegvar1097 Not able out of like ignorance or do you not possess the faculties to drive or something? If youre over 16 and just choosing not to drive thats just faggot behavior and infantalism.

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@SophieMargiela @megkindamaybe Its called alcoholism and having a little fun you dork

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@sparquah Fun fact: you can put a 590 barrel and mag tube in a 500 reciever and vice versa. Also fun fact an 8+1 500 barrel and mag weighs less than a fucking shockwave 590 barrel and mag somehow.

[BROTHER LOBO 🐺⚔️ @ellobosalvaje]

I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!

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@ellobosalvaje akin to how the patrol mounted ALPRs give em a little auditory and visual thing. Idk what the DOT standard is, might have to start by having the laws passed in the first place then provide the ticket revenue generating machine, but its doable. I hate it, hate cops, but fuck leds.

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@ellobosalvaje Theres ONE way to get this shit under control. Let cops make money off it.

You gotta be able to quantify the brightness, provide calibration and certification, and sell it to departments. "it" being some patrol unit mounted light measuring device with a passive good/bad alert

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@summmason @ellobosalvaje Make it. Ill buy it. Im dead fucking serious.

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@fanoftrade @obiwormkenobi Every performer ive ever seen in the workplace across idk how many industries always showed up late and hit the door with urgency and purpose. A good mgr knows to leave them alone and worry about the on-timers that take half the day and 3 coffee breaks to start being productive.

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@NaloVideo @obiwormkenobi That last one did me in. I refuse to punch a clock again. I refuse to have my employment be at the whim of a 400lb black woman with a bad attitude on the other side of the country that cant get payroll right 2 weeks in a row and always seems to be at lunch when you call.

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@NaloVideo @obiwormkenobi The last one was a job I really liked too. I even started leaving a fucking half hour early and still ended up late sometimes. Half an hour for 4 miles on open country roads but a policy written in Chicago and enforced blindly got me and many others fired.

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@N4R0G8 Rutaecarpine

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@guhlo Vitamin water except its actually a buttload of vitamins and minerals with high bioavailability and a bunch of stuff that most people are deficient in, and a whole ass turd worth of fiber. Id buy that.

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@MichaelDBrandt jfc thatd sell like hotcakes

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@Grunt2A Ive seen a homeless man using one for a fucking ipad the size of his head.

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@OGsDontFold That said, butts and ashes are 99% of the smell you smell. Dont keep em in the car, ever. Ive done this same shit borrowing other people's cars "allergic" to smoke and even TOLD them I did and they couldnt believe it. No smell.

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@OGsDontFold AC on fresh air
window barely cracked
hold cig near window
forced outside air blows the smoke immediately out the window, hard.
weekly ozone/febreeze and a spritz of zinc based air freshener after every cigarette
2 packs a day and not one complaint while ubering full time.

[Scrap Copper Aficionado @Ditchmelon]

@Blair_TankWatch Hong Kong in Tijuana. Get balldrained so bad you need a bone marrow transplant when you get home.