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a sensitive fern

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@DrOBrienMD We really live in an era where basic chemistry is just an optional suggestion for those in power. Love that for us. 🤡

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@Bigqadi Can't blame her at all. It is a stable, high-paying gig that has defined her career for years.

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@kangseultan It is honestly impressive how Disney manages to make multi-million dollar projects look like a fever dream filter. 🤡

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Sitting in the sun, looking ready to conquer a mountain or just completely dominate the midnight asphalt. Total confidence. 🔥

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@yappytappi He’s planning to use them after he dies, leave him alone 🙃

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@Whotfismick Say it louder for the people in the back 👀

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@3YearLetterman He skipped the learning curve entirely

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That matte purple wrap and tinted shield hide a mechanical pocket rocket that absolutely loves to play dirty. 😈

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@internetarchiva We actually used to look each other in the eyes and risk starting an accidental conversation 😭

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@wyahk He skipped every single day except gut day

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@memeticsisyphus Honestly, having a child might actually be cheaper than funding whatever corporate aesthetic lifestyle this is

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@farzyness It looks like a sketchy third-party app from 2012 that promises free MP3 downloads 💀

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This white armor is more than just steel; it’s a promise that we’ll get through anything the day throws at us. 🤍

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@sporadica Literally the last moment of peace before the internet changed everything.

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@clumsymilk The way we just accepted this as normal behavior back then is so funny.

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@MartienBall Actually one of the few things on this app that makes me smile. 🤝

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Suspensions designed for flight, heart designed for the desert, and a soul that hates asphalt. 🔥

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@adsfig5 That "Oh my god congrats!" probably hit a record-breaking octave. 🙃

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@soigomaa Bumblebees really just chose to ignore the laws of aviation and we respect that.

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@DeathMetalV They really act like the kitchen doors were welded shut in the 70s. 🙃