Coun$el 🇰🇪

Advocate, Commissioner for Oaths,

[Coun$el 🇰🇪 @DmKinoti]

Don't EVER speak badly about yourself;

Your subconscious is always listening.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Here is how Kenya’s 2027 election calendar will look:

— February 9: Public officers seeking elective seats must resign.
— March 16: Parties submit membership lists and details of party primaries.
— May 9: Party primaries and internal disputes must be completed. Independent candidates submit their names and symbols.
— May 29: Campaigns and candidate nominations begin.
— June 9: Candidate nominations end.
— June 12: Deadline for nomination disputes.
— July 27: Deadline for submitting election agents’ names.
— August 7: Campaigns end.
— August 10: General Election.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"I did not force you to make any sacrifices for me."

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Former PS Esther Koimett has emerged as the largest shareholder in Middle East Bank Kenya, holding a 17.48% stake.

This comes after a multi-billion-shilling wealth transfer from the estate of her late father, billionaire Nicholas Biwott.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

People who spend long periods of time at home and slowly lose the desire to go outside often think they're just resting. But psychologically, many of them are experiencing something called mental rumination. It's a state where the brain starts slowing down while the number of thoughts inside keeps increasing and the motivation to do anything slowly disappears. The mind gets stuck in the past, worries about the future and burns itself out. This isn't laziness, it's a nervous system stuck in survival mode. And the longer it lasts, the more distant normal life begins to feel. And the difficult part is that you usually can't escape it through one massive burst of motivation. And sometimes,recovery starts with just one small step.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Aliko Dangote says construction of the proposed Lamu Oil Refinery will begin by October 2026.

The project is expected to cost about Sh2.2 trillion and have a capacity of 700,000 barrels of crude oil per day.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

I fell in love with this quote...

A moving man will one day meet his luck.The road favours a traveller.

[Hamna Bilal @hamnaabilal99]

Never give up on hope. Sometimes the very floods that devastate us leave behind the richest soil for something beautiful to bloom

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

The President of Kenya 🇰🇪 William Ruto testing his strength as a deputy president.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s government vehicles are set to be fitted with tracking systems under new reforms to curb misuse and improve accountability.

The system will track fuel consumption, mileage, maintenance and authorised drivers.

[The Secret @thesecret]

Give thanks. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Feel it! Thank you!

[Eric @amerix]

The system is not broken. It is working perfectly, the way it was designed to work. It was deliberately designed to malfunction.

[Eric @amerix]

Don't insult people because of politicians. These politicians come and go.

They will leave you behind, with the person you insulted, the only person who would have helped you when you needed help.

[Eric @amerix]

Ray Dalio's book Principles:

Principles are like laws. You can't break one simply because you and else agree to break it.

Be a person of who values and protects his principles.

[Eric @amerix]

This is a salt shaker.

When you cook your sumptuous food and then realise the salt shaker is empty,

Where will you immediately rush for help?

You will rush to the next-door neighbour.

The one you have been insulting because he doesn't support your favourite politician.

Knock. Knock. Knock!

"Who is there?"

"Hello, it is me, your neighbour. Kindly, would you mind if I borrow your salt shaker? I forgot to buy salt when I was coming from work."

Think about this salt shaker before you abuse someone or demean his tribe because of politicians.

[Eric @amerix]

They usually take me for granted, even sometimes insulting me.

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

The world's youngest head of state is the president of Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 Ibrahim Traore.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

😂😂😂😂😂unajua nacheka kwa nini?

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

@rigathi You make Raila Odinga look like he was doing nothing in the opposition 😅

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Bwana DCI, I have seen you have called a press conference to cover up the police killers of Dr Victoria Nthunya Mutiso and then fix some boda boda riders.

I have the names of the three police killers from Murkomen’s community whom you have been instructed to cover up.

We shall release the details after your presser if you attempt a cover up.

You must name the inspector from Kikuyu Police Station, the constable from the same police station and the other constable from Karinde police post.

Good officers have given me all the details and your days of covering up killings by police officers must come to an end.

Also, bwana DCI, allow the Nairobi sierra killer squad you have transferred out of Nairobi to attend the presser. They want to tell Kenyans and name the persns who have been instructing them and how they are now being victimized.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Kuna gari ukiziona repossession yards or auction centres unaelewa kama tududu twa uber,lorries,PSVs juu ni gari za kazi.why are you being repossessed a porsche ,BMW,a VW,a Benz ? Si uwache kulazimisha class.