KeepItSimple

I’m a pink starburst 💕 🇯🇲 Here for the laughs

[HB @hotboyloko13]

you hoes can vote on love island but don’t wanna vote for your country

[✰. @swagoszn_]

As an adult, you really need a Saturday to sleep all day sometimes. Doing absolutely nothing for a whole day

[Marshall Lee 🦇 @rahqstar]

Target does something racist ever year then they apologize like “oops sorry niggers”

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

working calmly because the company isn't mine. I'm 100% replaceable. Stress makes me sick and nobody's handing out awards for burning yourself out

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[LAMP @dirtylamp3]

Can’t name a time I didn’t figure it out

[kat @reallKAT]

dear algorithm please show this tweet to only those who loves Jesus Christ so much

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[m @ohmakeda]

twitter’s new algo is weird to me because you used to get an actually good sense of what everyone is talking about. now they just pull the topic you like and just bombard you w/ every tweet about it

[𝓝. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Moved closer to work … been late everyday since 🫣

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I will never understand how so many of y’all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

yall ready to talk about how we should’ve kept cable instead of paying for all these different streaming apps?

[Plies @plies]

They Help Elect This Piece Of Shit Now They Wanna Run To Their Podcast & Twitter. To Try & Distance Themselves From The Piece Of Shit They Help Elect!! Nobody Wanna Hear That Shit From Y’all!!!!! Fuck Y’all & Him!!!

[Bean Bestie @MaskedHottiee]

Has anyone else noticed doctors not….examining them anymore?

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Please don’t take it personally when people who talk to people for a living don’t want to talk when they get off of work. Please

[A. @Lexiiee_x]

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

[Benz Punani, Esq. @DopeLikeLia]

This student loan shit really just ruined my whole day lmao