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Come for my bad-to-mediocre (but mostly bad) tweets; leave for my yelling at my Senator.

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So I heard you like girls who are batshit crazy

*emits echolocation sound waves from nose and mouth seductively*

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@HunterJCullen

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@guitarviator Get yourself one of these babies. Heck, get a bunch.

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@JennSlowpez @serendipitydon1 You all are gonna fix the world with reverse psychology. It turns out the world is so stupid all it takes to fix it is reverse psychology. People were looking for way over-complicated answers.

[Serendipity @serendipitydon1]

@JennSlowpez Tell people the government said they can't get sterilized. They'll DEMAND to get a free sterilization with their next haircut.

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@CooleyJscooley I've been offline today; was there a new -gate and I missed it?

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@MattGertz Oh no

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@KimmyMonte Hey, they've got the protocols and procedures down pat now in NY hospitals to keep covid contained and from infecting other patients and staff. It's gonna be fine. ❤

And look, here's a pizza with corn on it:

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@Jimmy67367855 @majorpain2702 @ToxicTwisterC @CMGordo92 @eugenegu @EmillySwaven It's not delivery, it's Giorno's?

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When you look at @realDonaldTrump budget isn’t a double fuck you to Doctors & Scientists
Trump hates them because they traffic in FACTs & DATA
I swear to God - I might need someone to bail me out of jail. I can not take this daily assault on FACTs & TRUTH
https://t.co/ovY9LrdL6T

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All Career Public servants
If you don’t trust your Agency, I get it but you can’t break the law.
If you don’t know who or how - contact
They will HELP YOU but as an American I’m begging you
STEP UP NOW, we NEED your bravery
https://t.co/1zWonC4USI

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Dear DOJ -
Career public servants
You know & I know what’s going on at main justice
Blow your whistle. Your country needs your courage but follow your Agency’s protocols - I trust Horowitz

https://t.co/2J6d3sFwgL
You CAN & SHOULD contact Congress too👇🏻
https://t.co/FTJ510eAOD

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Dear Department of Labor

Career Public Servants - NOW is the TIME
I know what the Admin did with some of your stockpile but I can’t blow your whistle
YOU NEED TO BLOW YOUR OWN WHISTLE but follow the law
https://t.co/wOe7LnEe5N

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Dear DHS & FEMA

Now is the TIME - thousands of Americans are dying
Please do the right thing and blow that whistle but make sure you follow your Agency’s protocols

OIG’s Whistleblower Protection program carries out a number of key functions, including:

https://t.co/mge4swrJpY

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Dear HHS, CDC, NIH WHISTLEBLOWERS
Your Country needs you
Please I’m begging you STEP UP
But make sure you follow your agency’s rules
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW BRAVERY - we need you to do the right thing - BLOW the whistle
3.5 Whistleblower Protection https://t.co/9TQAKpR16q

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Dear WHISTLEBLOWERS

NOW IS THE TIME - if you love our County - please step up but make sure you follow the law

How do I report fraud, waste and abuse at the Defense Department? > U.S. DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE > FAQ https://t.co/McBtsONSDb

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@SpiralCow @Originally_Rose @guitarviator That's pretty.

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@guitarviator To heat something in the microwave. Then you can get back in bed to eat it.

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Oh jfc

[John Hudson @John_Hudson]

Scoop: Last week started with the reveal that Jared Kushner turned to inexperienced outsiders & private equity firms to secure hospital equipment. Now he’s received a 29 page plan to overhaul Social Security & Medicare created by… the US State Department https://t.co/Xz53CNj3oq

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Welcome to Virtual High School Graduation. #SNLAtHome

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@cassandra17lina That caption.