DocCrankshaft

Proud member of the Anti Growth Coalition and now a member of the Left Wing Economic Establishment. didn’t realise I was so busy!

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@80s_Kidz Cola

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@bagshaw2112 1990.
My mates all had wins on Norton’s Coin then I moved to Glasgow that year!

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@Drejordan Marco Van Basten (van bus tin)

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@RestIsPolitics @KemiBadenoch given that the main obstacle stopping the Tories returning to number ten is the support they lose to Reform, surely it’s in the Conservatives’ interest to back @CountBinface to the hilt as a win for him will be another nail in their coffin.

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@Lea_EFC Adrian Heath (he was only 5’6”) 😜

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Stop calling me Nigel Mirage! And don't you dare retweet this using the hashtag #NigelMirage

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

If you’re just waking up and haven’t caught the news yet…

Reform UK lost two council by-elections to Labour last night in Thurrock.

I know Zia Yusuf and Nigel Farage won’t be tweeting about this one, so just making sure you’re all aware 😂😂😂

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@mikeysmith Can’t wait!

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@LukeEdwardsTele @LeeDForster What confuses me is that we are still very constrained by this, but even when Villa are struggling to get the finances in order for Manzambi, they then splash out on Gomes without batting an eye!

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@RichySouthern They were rumoured to be struggling to do the Manzambi deal due to UEFA financial constraints and then they splash out on Gomes.
Doesn’t make sense.

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

Grifter

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@GianfrancoShoIa Did you notice how last year it was always one of the big 6 but never two.
Ekitike was just Liverpool, Sesko just Man Utd, Pedro just Chelsea.
It’s almost like they divided it up in advance.

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@Sakaextra2 Liam Brady

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@Sakaextra2 Gary Lineker

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@justdavenow89 Trash.

It's time to take out that trash ...

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@justdavenow89 Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Binface Vs Farage.

Farage wants to play games, let’s play games.

Let’s get @CountBinface elected!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

YESSSS!!! The plan is coming together!!!!

Labour, Tories and Restore all boycotting Farage’s sham election!!

It’s time to #BinFarage

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@uttdkola Pavel Nedved