doctorauzz.bsky.social 🇵🇸🇱🇧

he/him. area schmuck. RIP Steve Irwin. free palestine

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Fortunately or unfortunately this is going to be when it’s all said and done the most important meme of all time

[baby yoda @thelastjedie]

this is the reason why im alive

[(hyper)//diamønd @dandotjs]

changed "coke" to "cock" on my dad's phone lmao

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

elmo weeps as he places the cookie monster into the dirt. "let em know a warriors comin'!" he yells, placing oreos over his eyes

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

“Belly has chosen” is what I shout every time I order at a restaurant

[𝗦𝗜𝗠 @Melo2Ant]

I’m crine bro 😭

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

The idea that someone would “pose” as a journalist by doing live reporting all day, every day, for two straight years — but is actually secretly a terrorist (when??) — is so stupid it demonstrates how much power Israel believes it has. Their excuse for assassinating a world renowned journalist — and his entire crew! — doesn’t even have to make any sense for them to put it forward. It doesn’t matter what they say, they can kill with impunity and they know it.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i imagined a fake scenario in my head and scared myself into justifying a genocide

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

[boxfan17 @boxfan17]

Baked as shit to the point of shivering paranoia. You reach out of your THC induced psychosis and place an order for pizza, "this will soothe me." What feels like an eternity passes. Then, the police arrive. They have your pizza.

[🏴🐈‍⬛🌻hijo negro del pueblo 🏴🐈‍⬛🌻 @EcoTechBro]

Without blaming the hammer I just slammed into your knees, explain why your legs are broken?

[Problem Child 🇨🇲 @Problem_kid1202]

Israelis when a movie tells them being kind is good and killing innocent people is bad:

[Yosh @darpasquid]

they should make it illegal for me to be sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday. [remembering i’m a police abolitionist] or rather we should restructure society such that i am not sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday.

[wint @dril]

the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high 月(luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

the dogs fuckin found out about religion, call the cops. no not the regular cops