Blake Bergeron

Pediatrician. Dad. husband. Fitness dabbler. F3 - mamas boy. #tweetiatrician tweets my own, RT does not mean endorsement.

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

@BrandonHMEM @ped_consultants 😂😂 on several levels!

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

Hey guys! Just a reminder..baptist children’s kicked us off their campus after 25 years there😞 👎 Good news, @ped_consultants East office is moving: 871 ridgeway loop, suite 200 starting Tuesday!! Brand new office,tons of parking,lots of windows! Same phone #, same great care!

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

my 12 year old got her covid-19 shot today! I was legitimately more excited for her to get her shot today than I was for mine!! So grateful!

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

Just my random thought but doesn’t ONDANSETRON sound like it should be a transformer? Probably a Decepticon because it’s not an automobile, which is sad because it does a lot of good. #tweetiatrician #randomthought #transformers

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

Not all heroes wear capes...but all do wear masks! Happy Halloween everyone! Stay safe out there. Wash your hands frequently! #bestjobever #tweetiatrician #batmanandrobin @ped_consultants

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

Another Peds gem: a 5 year old (not prompted) “when I grow up I want to be a mermaid. *pause* but I don’t know how to swim yet, so I have to take lessons!” 🧜‍♀️ 🏊🏻‍♀️ #bestjobever #kidsarehilarious #tweetiatrician

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

Me to a 3 year old patient: “what’s your favorite vegetable to eat?” 3 year old, thinks for about 10 seconds and yells: “COOKIES!” 🍪 Me too kid. Me too. #cookies #bestjobever #tweetiatrician #kidsarehilarious

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

Had a 4 year old patient super excited about her new bike because it came with a “lovey holder” on the front! (It was a basket). 😂 #pediatrics #bestjobever #tweetiatrician #kidsarehilarious

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

So this COVID is disrupting a lot...and our offices @ped_consultants are no exception. In an effort to keep everyone as safe as possible, we are suspending walk-in hours...CALL US FIRST!! We can and will see patients, but call first! See our webpage for more details.

[Lauren Gambill, MD MPA (she/her) @renkate]

Parents allow me to take care of their children. The humans they love more than anything in the world. The humans they love more than they love themselves.

When I really let this sink in, it takes my breath away. This privilege will never cease to amaze me.

[Lex ♐️🤍 @alittlebitlex]

We told my MIL to get her flu shot weeks ago so she could come for Christmas and see violet and she didn’t and I had to tell her she can’t come now and she’s crying. I don’t know what to tell you I told I wasn’t going to compromise my premature babies health and safety

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

Merry Christmas from all of us at Pediatric Consultants! 😷🤒🤢 #fluseason #rsvseason #errbodysick #hereifyouneedus

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

@al_hudson6 @F3Memphis Yup! (But the spaghetti warehouse is out of business, hence the ruins). But that’s the spot.

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

@yusef_thomas hey man!! Congrats on signing with the ‘Cats today. I had no idea! You’re gonna love Davidson!! #itsagreatdaytobeawildcat

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

@AlabamaKidDoc The blue trick is huge!!! Never heard that version, but “hey look this turns my finger pink” is GOLD!!! Thanks for the new tip!!!

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

@wbbarry She’s soooo big!!! And beautiful man. (I’m gonna need a lot of advice about teenagers in the next few years brother!!)

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

It’s that time of year again. The #flushot does NOT give you the flu! Just like taking a small amount of chicken breast and injecting in your arm would never cause you to grow a 🐓..Last year was one of the deadliest on record from flu. Get protected #flushotselfie

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

@cmcnlly This. Made. my. day! 😂 so glad he got better. Thanks for sharing!!!

[Blake Bergeron @DoctorBlakeB]

@slaughterF3 hope y’all made it back ok! great work last night brother! pleasure to have met you, even during the forced march. and thanks for the encouragement. @F3Nation still in good hands