Chris McNally

“In general, the greater the understanding, the greater the delusion; the more intelligent, the less sane. “ - George Orwell

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I know this isn’t a novel idea… but @Target I would scrutinize my wife’s shopping bill less if you had a bar

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@Humana thank you for not only sending sizes for my wife and I, but a smaller mask for our son. The gesture speaks volumes for your brand. #trustedbrand #MaskUp

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We’re excited to have basketball back in the 901! Counting down to tip! 🏀 @memgrizz #MemphisVsErrrbody #GoGrizz #grznxtgen #BelieveMemphis

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🖍️@MemphisRepro's coloring book is a reminder that everyone has something to contribute. Giving back doesn’t have to be complex. Simply leveraging your own personal or professional talents and resources can make a difference and make an impact.

https://t.co/pzgXdnG5bM #COVID19

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@memphisnews how do I buy extra copies of yesterday’s paper? Email, Chat and Phone do not seem to put me to anyone other than people telling me to call a number that doesn’t work.....

[Memphis Reprographics @MemphisRepro]

In a world where the safety of students is a concern that only continues to grow, architects are able to use their skills to design a safer learning environment. #architecture #design https://t.co/2Z1k7vRDTc

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So my #2020 resolution is to go back and read some of the books from my favorite #podcast @seanmcarroll #mindscape (this is the starting point)

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You know what would have been awesome for #breakfast today? @Porcellinos

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So just so we are clear, @LAYS Chip bags are mostly air, thus I did not technically eat a whole bag of chips.... and family size is a subjective term...

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So The Kitchen @ShelbyFarmsPark is shutting down... this is your #comeback @Porcellinos...

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@UberEats “your driver is delivering another order and will be there soon (50 wings)”....and then Driver jacks wings and claims order is delivered... thanks @Uber_Support now having to reorder... #CustomerService #fail

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@amazon Enjoying Every moment. Doesn’t get much better than experiencing pure joy with your child

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So we have had an @amazonecho for 3 days, and so far have only learned how to ask Alexa to play
“Your Welcome” on @amazonmusic by @TheRock from the @DisneyMoana soundtrack over and over and over and over.... #parenting with a 3 year old #moanadanceparty

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@TigerWeeks @svanderjagt @MemphisRepro There may even be one behind the walls of the @CookConvention

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Thought it was an alligator egg... found one @svanderjagt @AIAMemphis #AIAmemOpen @MemphisRepro

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Liam: “Daddy I hurt my thumb on the train table”
Me: Are you ok?
Liam: I think so, but first I need to call @DoctorBlakeB to get a band aid. (Picks up toy phone proceeds to have in-depth conversation while pacing back and forth, then hangs up)
Me: All better?
Liam: All better!

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Rainy day? Indoor shall we play! @artprojectmem #memphis #ToddlerLife

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@comcastcares Just DM (for both business and personal account issues)

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It’s a #rainyday in #memphis, perfect for snuggling up and watching movies... minus the fact that @Xfinity is having a 14hr+ #outage that the App keeps saying will be resolved in 3 hours or less...