D. M. Candiru

Trying to learn, sincerely

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

I hope no one wanted safe, affordable beef for the rest of the year.

And I hope no one has any big deal BBQ or grilling plans this summer. Maybe start to substitute that plant protein substitute, because I think most people can't actually tell the difference?

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

The Times doing oppo for Collins (about how Platner was a bad boyfriend before he got PTSD treatment) is very on brand: Protect the fascist regime and maybe the WH gives you another exclusive interview with the idiot president who doesn't fucking do anything.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

@peterbakernyt @katieglueck @llerer How many articles have the Times written about Senate candidates' dating backgrounds before? Ever?

Is Platner the first? Why?

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

@peterbakernyt @katieglueck @llerer Seriously, Peter: I hope you see my questions, and I hope you think about the power wielded by the Times here. If you're going to go this route, do interviews of every sitting Senator's dating history.

You set the agenda. You're setting it the wrong fucking way.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

@peterbakernyt @katieglueck @llerer He was a bad boyfriend before he got treatment for PTSD? Who gives a shit?

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

Pulte will try to sell state secrets (if he hasn't already). Then he'll say he didn't. Then he'll defect.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

Isn't Bill Pulte under active investigation for harassing people and trying to plant false criminal evidence?

Is it maybe possible that he's literally one of the worst people to have access to the most invasive intelligence data on the planet?

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

Todd Blanche is bad.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

@atrupar Their strategy is just to throw shit and hope it gets Texans distracted enough to vote for a literal pedophile protector felon.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

The only time I've seen milk prices go up in the last fifteen years: this week.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

Twitter is really bad now, huh?

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

How the fuck do MAGA people justify this shit?

[Secretary Doug Burgum @SecretaryBurgum]

Excited to unveil the design for the East Potomac Golf Links renovation from Fazio Design.

Like iconic public courses of Bethpage Black & Torrey Pines, East Potomac will offer locals—of the National Capital Region—championship-quality golf at affordable, highly discounted rates.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

@Michele_Tafoya Great, then why not condemn Trump's pardons of fraudsters? https://t.co/QyFXD90Rrn

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

Platner really might be a great candidate, in ways that the similarly abnormal Fetterman never was.

I misjudged Platner and I hope he crushes Collins.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

Multiple things can be true:
1- Sarcasm is a bad way to communicate
2- @BillMelugin_ etc. are acting in bad faith
3- No one with functional literacy thought @ChrisMurphyCT was cheering on Iran
4- Lots of MAGA people on here are functionally illiterate

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

I hope Platner isn't another Fetterman, and I hope he can beat Collins. Platner seems like a real person, and comes across like it. Stupid reddit posts and a skull-and-crossbones tattoo can be waved away.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

Lol at "You do agree" that "Chinese birth tourism" has "no impact the case before us"?

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

@Fuel13 @mariselapenny That's fine. Mean, but fine. My point was that Ramirez talks about Patel like he's her friend, which seems bad, especially when reporters should probably not be friendly with powerful people who are currently engaged in wrongdoing.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

Justice Jackson is so much smarter than Sauer. It's not fair to Sauer, really.

[D. M. Candiru @DoctorCandiru]

@Fuel13 @mariselapenny No, it's weird, unless they are friends