James Stebick

Just a simple unfrozen caveman lawyer (he/him)

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

Kevin Spacey is going to keep doing the dumb House of Cards voice forever in the same way that ghosts have to wear the clothes they died in.

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

@femcelnaturals Hey

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

Fuck yeah I love this song

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Alex Jones announces tonight that auctioneers are now in his offices, and InfoWars is being shut down with everything being auctioned off on Wednesday.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

The Welsh flag has a dragon on it. Come on now.

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne

[Deep Space Fine @thisismewhatevs]

"Would Hank Hill vote for Trump?"
Hank Hill couldn't vote for a man with a limp handshake and Trump famously likes his steaks well done with ketchup let's be serious.

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

Since it’s Halloween here’s one of my highest scoring tweets (click through for the original post/context)

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

@JoyceCarolOates I know a lot of people are making fun of this but I wanted to thank you for bringing attention to this very real issue. My grandfather was devoured by a horde of skeletons that climbed into his home so this photo was very upsetting for me.

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

@doomedhippo Glad to see you’re still hanging tough on this stupid hellsite as well

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

Maybe I haven’t been tweeting enough. That must have been my problem for the past few months.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can’t believe I have to keep posting this picture

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

one week till the election

[GL @gldivittorio]

This feels like a whole lot of trolley problems for a country with hardly any public transportation

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

After a stressful and chaotic summer and early fall I’m finally starting to feel like myself again.

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

Joe Rogan is as smart as he is funny

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

I’m easily the hottest person at this Marshalls

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

@GenuineImprov H-O-T D-I-G-G-I-T-Y D-O-G

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

I really like that Chappell Roan song about hot dogs

[James Stebick @DoctorStebick]

Million dollar John Goodman impression. Serious inquiries only.