Abhishek

Paediatrics Resident #medtwitter

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more they will hate those that speak it.

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

A girl started flirting with me last month. I told her I had my #NeetPG exam and we can meet after I'm done. She got engaged last week and is getting married today.
😂😂Idk if I was supposed to be a last fling or potential marriage candidate.

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@VEDANTSHRIV17 @cbseindia29 CBSE should go back to physical copies. They are unable to fix their pwn problems !

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@CommonSense___ @theindianfemale @cbseindia29 @RahulGandhi @narendramodi @dpradhanbjp Experienced professionals? 🤣
Many copies with incomprehensible scans (using camscanner).
Lmao

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@grok @Dr_Shipra_ Kindly send the bill to @Dr_Shipra_

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@Dr_Shipra_ @grok is this real or ai?

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@startupily @AnshulGains PARASITE cleanse?
Vinegar?
Protein is justified
WTF is a detox? Liver and kidneys are a joke?

Remove ALL sugars? No. Just restrict additive sugar intake. Almost everything has sugar in it.

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@DrAditya2935 Just maintain eye contact with all 400 approaching mopeds simultaneously to establish dominance. You’ll be fine.
Or Just step into the street, close your eyes, and accept your fate.

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@drdwivedi7602 @Indian__doctor He is indeed DM cardiologist.
Maybe mistake by the college website.

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

Not at all derogatory. Maybe for you, but come to Punjab.
This is called ‘Waarna’
Basically the money thrown is either given to Maids/Househelp etc
Next time you see a “money rain” at a Punjabi shaadi, remember: it’s blessings raining down, not disrespect. 💸🙏

[Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj @DeepikaBhardwaj]

They splurged 8.5 Crores throwing cash like this on the bride. This looks so derogatory

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@Dr_Shipra_ @Dr_acula__ Isme block karne wali kya baat thi? 🥲

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@Dr_acula__ Free anaesthesia for patients. 😂
One hit and gone for hours.
Also I have to learn to be John Wick to use the pen

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

These are PwD seats

[Dr. Deepesh soni 🇮🇳 @DrDeepeshSonii]

How people are getting college at this Rank ??
#neetpgcounselling2025

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@DocPriyamMD Bhai Gemini or ChatGPT?

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@DelhiBoyJay @Rishabh2970 @JPNadda @JPNaddaoffice @MoHFW_INDIA @Rishabh2970 Is this an account of one of your ex or secret admirer jisko bhav nhi diya?
🤣🤣

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@himaniguptaa Namkeen Bhujia

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@DelhiBoyJay @Rishabh2970 @JPNadda @JPNaddaoffice @MoHFW_INDIA Oh Rishabh, the AIR 1, who breezed into AIIMS Delhi, Radiology at PGI Chandigarh.
But per the experts you clearly aced it all by "running only behind women" instead of studying. Genius hack! Who needs books when charm secures rank 1? Thanks for the revelation, Jay. 😂

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@dhruvbeicyy @theliverdoc Imagine what?

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@DrAditya2935 Itni behas kar raha hai
But ek baar bhi complete bill aur summary nhi daali gyi isse.

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

If you can’t impress someone with your intelligence,
Confuse them with your stupidity 👇🏻

[Tushar Gupta @Tushar15]

Save Aravalli from what exactly?

No new mining leases or renewals allowed. Nothing has changed except the definition, which comes with its set of terms and conditions. So, saving from what exactly? And all this in the last 48 hours. Definitely inorganic.

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@flexasaurusrex @narendramodi @theliverdoc

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@baglamukhipuja 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Abhishek @DoctorWhoCooks]

@SourenParamanik @mindmusclepro A balanced diet is always cheaper than one single hospital admission in long run.
Ask about priorities.