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Hi! I'm Wally. I'm so cute 🥰

[wally @Dog1Wallace]

@SonnyBostock ...yet it's a pity party when it comes to HIS safety.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

"We live in a world where trained cops can panic & act on impulse but untrained civilians must remain calm w/ a gun in their face."

[Vivian McKerrell @VivianMcKerrell]

On the rare occasions that Farage is challenged in an interview displays his fragility.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Merry Christmas from ██████████████ and First Lady Melania Trump 🇺🇸

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"

And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I'm just saying, but if Luigi Mangione walked into the room most women would feel safe.

But if Donald Trump, Russell Brand, Conor McGregor, Prince Andrew or Andrew Tate did, they wouldn't.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

The Bank of England governor says Brexit has undermined the UK economy. Is the Government now going to listen?

Hold onto your seats..

[wally @Dog1Wallace]

@JessBrownFuller Our young people need supporting more than the older ones. They had free education, it was easy to buy a house, steady jobs...yet our young people have huge debts out of university. They have to bid to RENT in London. Home ownership out of reach.

[Peter Smith @Redpeter99]

I'm not happy about losing my Winter Fuel Allowance but I'm relaxed as long as poor pensioners are protected.
Be honest, pensioners on index linked personal pensions plus State Pension have done pretty well over recent years.
The young need help more than us.

[wally @Dog1Wallace]

@YodelOnline has to be the worst delivery service ever! SHOCKING. Two days in a row I have waited in for my parcel, only to have the delivery cancelled. I call them twice & they cut me off - on the 3rd attempt they say they can't guarantee my delivery today! #mondaymotivation

[wally @Dog1Wallace]

@greenchef - chorizo missing from one meal - and chicken AND mango chutney missing from a second meal this week. TWO meals with major ingredients missing! Not great 😢

[wally @Dog1Wallace]

@michaelgove Instead of going after developers because of a problem created by the government due to a lack of regulation (and will only exacerbate the housing crisis because they won't be able to build!), why doesn't your government instead sort out the energy and water companies??

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Nate White, a British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

[wally @Dog1Wallace]

@BladeoftheS Mick Lynch!!!!!!!!!!!

[wally @Dog1Wallace]

@fesshole Must have been a @loafhome sofa! They're awful. Wish we had stuck with our @DFS sofa.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

GB News has been found guilty of breaking Ofcom rules for the 6th time.

It is only 2 years old, has broken the rules 6 times, doesn't pay tax, is owned by someone living in Dubai.

And is currently begging for £30m to pay its bills.

RT if it is time to revoke their license.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

To my Jewish and Israeli friends, stay strong. To my Muslim and Palestinian friends, stay strong. To my Ukrainian friends, stay strong. To Hamas, fuck you. To Netanyahu, fuck you. To Putin, fuck you. To Trump, fuck you. And to MAGA-fascists, fuck you.