Katie

The Girl with the Nanomite Complex. •• 👻Snapchat: dol_guldur

[Katie @Dol_Guldur]

We are humans. We are meant to disappoint each other.

[Katie @Dol_Guldur]

Why would you go for a movie at 8 in the morning?!

[DH @deephora_]

The replies to this tweet is why twitter is the best thing ever I’m deadddd 😂😂 https://t.co/tSNix3Uscu

[Katie @Dol_Guldur]

@EvilVanHelsing Bird of Hermès.

[Katie @Dol_Guldur]

Also, twitter, I feel like a toddler using you again.

[Katie @Dol_Guldur]

I don’t have anyone I can rant to. So, here I was trying to keep it in but suddenly my brain gets lit and voilà, here I am.

[elizabeth @Elizasoul80]

"Mission accomplished" is republican for "boy I love me some war."

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Another actress has come forward and accused Adam Sandler of making shitty movies.

[Utkarsh @Youteecrush]

Please sleep before 10 pm if you're not dating.
The only logical way to be single. https://t.co/GWzuEL8s4Q

[Evan Puschak @TheeNerdwriter]

social media god decrees 24 hours of warren beatty oscar fuckup, then back to nonstop trump

[pooh @baajighar]

In a country where a lot of women stay in abusive marriages because they have nowhere else to go, a high divorce rate is women empowerment. https://t.co/KQfmjtQ7yW

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

"Wow. This is so unexpected. I'm so unprepared." - Beyoncé, with her speech written on gold paper matching her outfit and award #GRAMMYs

[Bakwas Rider (-2.0) 🏍️ @BakwasRadio]

Spoke to m.y x after C years, find the slope.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Walking down the street and saw this

[Shan @klpe]

Don't be sad if don't have a valentine, Jesus is your valentine

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Seems the World goes batshit crazy, every few decades. Just long enough to forget the last time the World went batshit crazy.

[Katie @Dol_Guldur]

When it comes to watching sitcoms,there really isn't any sort of arithmetic equation or analytical evaluation needed to determine its value.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The blanket entry ban on citizens from certain primarily Muslim countries is not the best way to address the country’s challenges

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

*walks in restaurant*

Can we have some more napkins?

~ Dads

[Cheeky Poetic Bitch @deedragonhunter]

Maybe autocorrect is just an angry ex.