Dylan

nice try goofy 🖕

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@S_HennesseyGD 100% ask for it back.
Sounds like there’s a good chance you never play there again, who cares what they think, gimme my head cover back lmao

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@GregHBurnham Your immediate fallacy is making ChatGPT think your over is just idling at 100degrees 24/7

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@Delikwu 10th in obesity but yall tubbies sure have a lot to say about cheeseburgers and pizza all the time

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@WasEinHumburg @Drumanji Last I checked a horse collar in football doesn’t carry a 2 game suspension?

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@Gryffix

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@DiceElDani If theyre gonna give out red cards incorrectly and loosely, then the punishment needs lessen or to be appealed.

It’s equally as useless in their current form if they can be called completely wrong with no repercussions
(Inb4 “but we’ve been doin it this way since 500 BC! 🤓)

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@FrancoPanizo Truly hilarious sport

Red card? 100% the referees call and overturning their decision questions the integrity of the whole game.

Offsides? Ruled to the millimeter by VAR on computer.

Extra time? 100% vibes based, if the crowd cheers enough you can just play forever.

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@espn Win lose or draw, at this point watching the EU cry about this has already made this tournament a massive enjoyment

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@GrantHorvatGolf Think it was a fine to be included, but should have been presented in a different way so it didn’t feel like an illegal recording from TMZ being thrown in at the end

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@SFMtx123 @dogedaddy69420 @RollingStone Yeah it makes sense to anyone who actually read the article, but they clearly titled it this way to get this reaction out of people

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@ihateatsushi Yeah bro we have billionaires fucking children on islands, the most corrupt president and administration in the history of the country, wars raging around the world
But my fucking McChicken and fries is what’s ruining everything.
Fasho.

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@dreamingtulpa Neither one of them would touch you with a 50ft pole with or without tattoos so no worries for you boss man 🤙🏼

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@kaitybella You were also raised with a silver spoon in your mouth, and that’s okay, don’t need to split hairs on the definition 👍🏻

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@dogedaddy69420 @RollingStone No one is criticizing Bam, they’re calling out that it’s funny for the magazine to call him sober, and then also confirm he’s not sober in the same sentence lmao

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@TheFattestHeet @baselessassert They are quite literally always are jerks and huge asshole about it with their holier than thou mentality bc they have the diet of a farm rabbit

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@FScottFitz_V Genuinely hilarious when short incels get this angry about a woman not being attracted to them
Get some taller shoes lil guy you’ll be okay

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@Crunchy_DG You’re sure quite the asshole to everyone that responds to you for someone whos allegedly trying to grow a brand 👍🏻

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@collin_ruth89 Plot twist they actually have a 5005 tax exemption form from the state

[Dylan @DolanMackk]

@sailaunderscore Well they don’t mean anything to “most guys”, just chronically online incels lol