El Professor Mbinga PhD. 💉💀

The music professor 🎶...
Using music as a therapeutic tool in educating people to emancipate themselves from mental , social, religious n economical slavery ✊

[El Professor Mbinga PhD. 💉💀 @DoneOlaw]

Men to Men: 1st August (Girlfriends day) HACK😂

"Babe pesa Iko tight but just know I value you," a good one will understand. Marry that one 😉

But if she leaves you because of that 1 day , let her go. She was expensive anyway😂🤭

[Katusiime Caroline @KatusiimeCarol5]

Rilly?🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Suprava Sabat @Suprva02]

Never sell to the poor. Use the poor to get views, then sell to the rich.

[Nath! @Nathanieldaf]

Forever humble.
God once took everything from me just to show me who I was without it.

[Eric @amerix]

Women from Murang'a are very enterprising and hard-working.

The problem is that, due to Kikuyu gender dynamics, a Murang'a woman can only submit to a Kiambu Man, and sometimes a Kisii man.

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

Having sex with different people is not a flex, you're dirty 🤧🤧

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

He has a valid point..

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

With net-worth of over us$260 Billion (Kshs. 34 Trillion), Susan Dell kept sculpturing a most beautiful body into something alien! The world was agape today when they saw her wasping around President Donald Trump. Obscene money is truly mammon!

(By the way, the HUGE DANGOTE REFINERY LAMU costs measly us$16B) …. Susan Dell can built 15 Dangote Lamu Regineries & still remain with loose us$20B.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists warn sexually transmitted diarrhea is rapidly developing antibiotic resistance, with some infections becoming “close to untreatable.”

[El Professor Mbinga PhD. 💉💀 @DoneOlaw]

Ngoja Kwanza tushinde hii Twitter war

[Kate 💦😍 @MissLingard14]

𝙽𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚔𝚊 𝙼𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚘! 😭😭😭

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

I love working in an office full of Luo guys.

They know how to speak up for themselves and have zero fear of getting fired.

[El Professor Mbinga PhD. 💉💀 @DoneOlaw]

Her: Beb nitumie 100
Me: Chukua Uber ukujie ntalipa

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

2026 is 77% complete.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

High Court declares DPP's decision to drop Sh2.2bn corruption charges against CS Wycliffe Oparanya unconstitutional and irregular.

[Mr Njagi @njagi003]

There Goes Milka nyambura a nominated MCA in Nyandarua county assembly who cannot even construct a simple three words question to a chief officer.
It is very unfortunate 💔

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

El Niño is already here. Those of us who doubted our meteorologists should ask the people of Kisumu what they witnessed today. Ni mbaya, I don't think Nairobi is prepared for the heavy downpour in anyway.

[New York Post @nypost]

Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug https://t.co/NeU6yagwt6

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

"Your children will be my children, I will love them dearly," This is how sharp boys chew singoo mothers.

[Eric @amerix]

If you want to marry a submissive woman who will respect you,

Marry a woman from communities we consider "hardship communities"

• Maasai

• Turkana

• Borana

• Somali

• Giriama

• Taita

• Pokot

• Tugen

• Teso

Especially if they grew up in their families.

They have lived in situations that call for patience and humility.

No matter how tough your marriage becomes, they will endure everything.

They will remain respectful and submissive.

They are good women.

I didn't say you marry them from the city. The Gilbey Dragons will stress you for nothing.

Get them from their villages.

Remember, you are marrying a mother of your children, a woman whom you will live with for the rest of your life.

Don't gamble.

[Adrian Oluoch, LL.B @AdrianOluoch]

The Bill Gates script has started.