Melissa Christine

Wife. Mom. Daughter. Sister. Friend. Resister. Sloane Peterson’s Doppelgänger.

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

Voted for @jamestalarico in my TX primary for Senator bc I’m going to need @RepJasmine to be available for the position of US Attorney General in 2028.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Your 401k just became a 201k. And the fucking moron who did that to you is golfing the rest of the weekend in Miami. Let that sink in.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I’m Kamala Harris, and I’m running for President of the United States.

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

@KamalaHarris

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

@joncoopertweets Well to be fair, many of them can’t be bothered to read anything.

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

Why would he invest in infrastructure or newer technology? Where else can we take our business? #monopoly

[Merissa Hansen @merissahansen17]

The Centerpoint energy CEO brings home over $37.8 million in salary a year.

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

@jbulltard1 @Generac Does it say Code 1902 by chance?

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

People all over the greater #Houston area are without power due to #HurricaneBeryl - and there are so many reports of @Generac generators failing with code 1902. Generator salespeople are overwhelmed. @Generac - what is the cause of this issue with your generators?

[Sam Cornale @samcornale]

This sums up the modern @gop, folks: “pure democracies are not a way to run a country.”

Can’t make it up. And the fuel we need to keep working and winning.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Last night, reproductive freedom was on the ballot in Ohio, Kentucky, and Virginia. It won everywhere.

Women enjoy having human rights, and we vote.

[Don Lewis @DonLew87]

Exonerated 'Central Park Five' member Yusef Salaam wins seat on the NYC Council. 3 decades ago Salaam was wrongfully convicted of rape and Donald Trump took out a full page ad saying he should be put to death. Now Trump stands criminally indicted and Salaam is here. Beautiful.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

He’s actually saying that the reason democracy sucks is because republicans lose. He’s conceding that shitty ideas and bad people can’t win in a democracy and he hates that.

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

@TrumpWarRoom @AlinaHabba It’s cute that she thinks she’s going to get paid. Also… she did tolerate the judge telling her to sit down. She, in fact, sat right down. What a clown. 🤡

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

@mehdirhasan Who are they polling? People with landlines? People who answer calls from unknown numbers? People who have extra time on their hands to answer questions from a stranger? That’s nobody under 40.

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

@RepMTG Maybe he should start using those 3M removable strips instead.

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Did you expect them to have morals? They’re Republicans, FFS.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Hi, I’m from the Get Shit Done party. Who are you with?

[Melissa Christine @Dont_Just_Tweet]

@eyerollsnblood *agitator

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

an NBC reporter pressed Rep. Jason Smith about the fact that some of his Biden allegations pertain to a period of time when Biden wasn't in office or a candidate for one. Smith had no answer, saying "I'm not an expert on the timeline," then got snappy with the reporter & moved on