Captain Cal

Captain Cal Walleye Wilson, acting commander of the USS Starcruiser Agartha.

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Found an expired can of beanie-weenies in this vent that I hid from Pudgkins because he beat me at ping-pong one time. My tummy hurts now...

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Through a vent cover I saw Jeremy blasting Securo-bots with a Dandy-900 Laspistol. He's dyed his mustache purple to match his cape!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Overheard KELPIE secretly communicating with someone. I heard the words "Punish," "Idiot" and "Cal." Hm..Maybe "Cal" is short for "calendar"

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Drat! Dude team diaper got caught on a pipe and now I'm a nude dude. If anyone sees me I'll just start doing push-ups and pulling rank!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Nobody calls me a baby when I'm in the air vents. I feel strong. In control. Like a real big boy. I mean...grown up.

[Jeremy Wilson @Doomed_Stowaway]

Dad seemed impressed with my offer to seduce a fishman sentry and offered me the fishman king’s cape. We’re bonding!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

I really wish Kip hadn't made my Dude Squad jacket into suede diapers.

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

I've got a 45 year old man's mind in a 5 year olds body. I'm going to crawl around in the air vents and look for heroic opportunity!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Free! Free from the confines of brother-father Kip's humiliating holo-play pen. Time to impress everyone and get my command back!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

At last! I can finally reach buttons again! Plorthian infantile gas turned me into a baby! This five year old body is ready for adventure!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Plan B is complex and involves groveling for mercy and declaring my eternal allegiance to the Plorthian rebel prince.

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Mannequin-head prank failed! Jump kicks thwarted! Time for Plan B...

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Probably gonna make a plan that involves spooking hijackers with mannequin heads... Then jump kicks!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

While crawling around in Cal's Canyon, I found my old stash of mannequin heads! Oh, the pranks we committed together!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

Am stealthily making my through the bowels of the Agartha using a secret passage I call Cal's Canyon

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

If Dude Team can rescue the Agartha alone everyone will want to join!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

By my calculations I stink at math. I don't know how much turbo fuel to put in Jeremy's space scooter!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

The Agartha is missing! KELPIE just sent out a distress signal that said: "I'm free. I'm finally free!" over and over. I'm coming KELPIE!!!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

A dying Plorthan Rebel told me that this was all a diversion to gain control of the Agartha. I've got to get back & be a hero. Go Dude Team!

[Captain Cal @Doomed_Starship]

When in battle, I always remember something my gym teacher once said: "Hey, Cal, you run like my grandma!" I'm not sure why I remember that.