Door Keeper

I'm Door, I like MTG, D&D, and some anime/video games. they/them please!. I'm not too interesting. So I might not tweet much. Older than 18.

[kuuri @kuurikona]

here is my character IBM-tan! More computer girls to come soon (/≧▽≦)/

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

chess was banned at the Soviet Antarctic research stations because two scientists played a game that became so heated one of them stabbed the other.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Pathetic and unaccomplished, I hurl myself into the ocean to end it all. Even at this, I fail, as I land safely upon a pile of faster-acting despondents' bodies, extending all the way down to the seafloor.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

I attended a math-focused magnet high school. Our school shooter was pulling off crazy "Donald in Mathmagic Land" trick shots.

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

nothing wrong with consuming schlock. just this evening my kids and i were listening to stravinsky’s uproariously funny and lighthearted comic ballet pulcinella. a trifle, to be sure, compared with his more serious works, and yet a delightful diversion

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

They're calling it the most relatable diary entry of all time

[Door Keeper @DoorASHkeeper]

@superfeyn They were apparently pretty good friends in 7th.

[Marc-Antoine FREE FREE PALESTINE @marcantoinecat]

hello i successfully hunted an empty egg shell this morning :)

[おの @tyokugekidato]

汎用型

[Door Keeper @DoorASHkeeper]

@m0pan_40k "I roll to negotiate passage with the gue'la"

"Ouch, looks like they want some pulse cells to look the other way."

[Door Keeper @DoorASHkeeper]

@Tyler_Menzer After deducting your expenses, your gross income is negative. It normally occurs for businesses that are running a loss, and is rare for individuals. But with certain gigwork, like uber it can happen.

[🐰チョパチョコ日記🐰 @choparion]

#もう一度見てもらいたいお気に入りを貼る

[Feyn @superfeyn]

I've been charged with my friend's cats for a few days... and they just keep interrupting me 🫩

[LAS91214 @las91214]

#BIRD_BINARY

[Tanizou_gunpla ＠Onicle所属 @tanizou0706]

めっちゃエロい感じのHGケンプファー公開っす
京都模型展示会のコンペ用作品で、ネット公開NGだったのですが、やっと公開できました！
いつもの如く、アクリルガッシュ筆塗りです。
えっちポイントはリプに続けます

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Im.sick look at this baby nautilus. Thats a real guy. Hes out there

[bort @millerIowlife]

so called “free thinkers” when new Elevated Surfaces Next To Dad appear

[うおおお @UOOO_uni_oishi]

深窓の坊ちゃまなので猫草も一本ずつ食べます

[元ボス猫むさし @musashi_m_nya]

おはよう！