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#CampbellLaw #staywoke #MoonTruther #haramBAE

[Dorgan @Dorgsauce]

@jerseymikes ……what in the world. Filed a complaint and 5 days later haven’t heard anything. There was waaay more mustard still inside. I love mustard but this wasn’t edible.

[Kyle Korver @KyleKorver]

I've been trying to write this for a while. https://t.co/Qkt8aoVtdE

[Hungry Lion - ZM @HungryLionZM]

Nothing is better than enjoying our THICK cut chips & BIGGER, JUICIER pieces! 🤔🤔

Tell us which meal makes you happy & we will surprise 3 lucky fans with a meal.

#HLEverydayDeals

[jo @whatsJo]

me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk*

my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

Had to flex on em and buy the pre-sliced cheese.

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

Was playing Red Dead and I passed a guy with a woman tied to his horse screaming for help so I shot the guy and the horse ran off with the lady still tied to it and I couldn't catch up. Anyway, good luck to her

[WiLDCARD MCQUACK @Chiquita_Dave_2]

Hey McElroy brothers, check out this video of my band where I did the great job horn as much as possible. https://t.co/BbfXIN462T
Also thanks for the shirt
@JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy

[Carson Matthews @CarsonMatthews1]

Hey @SheaSerrano can we get a RT for Chikondi Coffee, an effort to support local farmers and rural villages in Zambia, Africa? Every backer gets a bag of coffee that's as smooth as a @tonyparker floater.

[Vintage Church @VintageNC]

"Drink coffee and transform lives. It's that simple." Check out this exciting initiative! https://t.co/qadzKvyVrk

[Dorgan @Dorgsauce]

Apparently “Words of the year” are HUGE among white people in 2019.

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.

The Human Fund. Money for people.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Cows eat corn, but milk isn’t made from corn, right?
Correct.

Except, what is milk fortified with?
Vitamin D.

How does Vitamin D get in milk?
It’s soluable in vegetable oil then mixed in.

What is the vegetable oil made from?
Corn.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Did you eat something with honey in it? It’s diluted with corn syrup.
Did you eat raw honey?
Bees are fed corn syrup.
https://t.co/S3xn508fNe

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Did you eat something with citric acid?
That’s not lemon. That’s corn.
https://t.co/ccdFusl6D8

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Did you eat something packaged in a paper bag?
That’s lined with corn.
https://t.co/9F121RPLmq

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

AS EXPECTED WE GET DEAFENING SILENCE FROM TAYLOR SWIFT ON THE FEDERAL RESERVE RATE HIKE

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

I absolutely guarantee you every meal you have eaten in the last 365 days has been made with corn.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

You are slowly realizing it has literally been years, maybe decades, since you ate any meal made without corn.