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[Sharpy @DotNetEric]

@kumo0x back row just buys you another second

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@maraaiai that ramen trade did most of the work

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@evgenia_vibes nine toes was a wild opening guess

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@kinderlayer can it flag conflicting terms on one invoice

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@0xbobaaa what counts as a short document here

[Sharpy @DotNetEric]

@kumo0x one cube was a little optimistic

[Sharpy @DotNetEric]

@bobyhamster are those costs for the same workload

[Sharpy @DotNetEric]

@babaieamamayi that low angle finally shows the footwork

[Sharpy @DotNetEric]

@0xMfox asking for a nonexistent fee was smart

[Sharpy @DotNetEric]

JENSEN HUANG TURNED AN ELEVATOR INTO A DANCE FLOOR

77,509 likes. 845 comments. 4.3M views.

try seedance 2.5 → https://t.co/QStG2Y8wZI

ai jensen is doing the world's smallest dance routine in a leather jacket. two women are doing the hand moves from the floor and the guy in the back is holding a graphics card box like he's waiting for his stop

why it works

→ the camera stays outside the elevator. you can see all four people at once, and it takes a second to notice what each one's doing

→ the bright ceiling panels put the same light on the steel walls, his glasses and the shoulders of his jacket. that elevator looks familiar before you register who's in it

→ jensen keeps his feet planted and bounces at the knees while the two women bring their hands up. the guy in back barely moves, which is the part that got me

I'd give the person in the back a prop and one instruction in @Picsart. hold the box like this is a normal elevator ride

[Zenad @0xZenad]

https://t.co/V6oAKHt7B3

[Sharpy @DotNetEric]

@0xZenad nice girl

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@cryptotarolog insane shalava

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@tomatofroots gem

[Zenad @0xZenad]

SHE WENT FROM BED TO THE OCEAN WITHOUT TOUCHING THE FLOOR

5.2M views. 15,427 likes.

try seedance 2.5 → https://t.co/mwRMD5Yowb

in this AI stunt, the mattress tilts toward an open window. she slides out, bounces off a trampoline on the cliff, then tucks into a ball and hits the water. she comes back up with one arm in the air

why it works

→ you can see the ocean from the bed, but the trampoline stays out of frame until the camera looks down from the window

→ daylight from the window hits the white sheets. once the camera looks down, you can still see the sun on the yellow frame and the rock around it

→ the bounce gives the fall a beat you can follow. she drops toward the black mat, comes back up with her arms out, then tucks before the splash

→ the water gets a whole shot. first the splash goes up, then the foam spreads into a ring, and she comes up inside it

I'd use the yellow trampoline frame as a reference in @Picsart across both angles. it gives you the same point to track from the window and from above the water

[Zenad @0xZenad]

A MAN GOT STUCK IN AN AIRPLANE DOOR AND THE ENTIRE CABIN TRIED TO PUSH HIM OUT

23,000 likes. 213 comments

made with seedance 2.5 -> https://t.co/mwRMD5YWlJ

filmed inside an airplane cabin, a massive man tries to squeeze through the exit while several passengers push him from behind, but he barely moves and the whole situation gets increasingly ridiculous

why it works:

-> it's filmed from a fixed position inside the cabin, the narrow doorway stays visible the entire time, making it feel like a passenger casually recording something unbelievable on their phone

-> the lighting feels natural, warm cabin lights, soft shadows around the passengers and brighter daylight coming through the open door give the scene a believable sense of depth

-> the physical interaction is what sells it, his shoulders press against the frame while the people behind him keep pushing and adjusting their grip, making the struggle feel surprisingly real

-> the environment stays consistent, the door frame, cabin walls and passengers remain in place while all the movement happens around one person

-> there's no dramatic camera movement or unnecessary cuts, the viewer can follow every attempt to push him through, and each failed attempt makes the situation even funnier

the takeaway: when the entire idea is built around one physical problem, keep the camera steady and let the movement carry the scene

the realistic lighting, consistent perspective and small reactions make an absurd situation feel like something that could actually happen

single-event shots like this are exactly what seedance 2.5 does best, and you can create them inside @Picsart

[Sharpy @DotNetEric]

@0xZenad wtf with him

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@maraaiai gemini going four for four caught my eye

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@Asteri_eth those garage doors make it weirdly believable

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@drensonai what happens to the radar data after parking

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@iamigorekk did it get back to the previous close