Doug

Politicians - the fact I follow you does not mean that I don't think you are a Muppet.

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@ClaimsSupptTm38 No. You are just a lying criminal not associated with Asda in any way

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@AsdaServiceTeam what is unique about Asda Stenhousemuir? I've never seen a store with such consistently lazy, grumpy and rude staff (with -literally - 2 or 3 exceptions). What do you do differently there? Your other stores aren't like this.

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@Yxng_Stevie @Bob71136804 @gingerb71214461 @Tesco 60 years time, you might still know how to use a screen. Or you might be struggling to string a sentence together while wearing incontinence pants and getting pissed off that you can't get a coffee while people, yet to be born, are calling you a stupid old fossil.

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@VardyParty2025 @Bob71136804 @Tesco "Learned computers" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LewThePooWHU @Bob71136804 @Foxy571 @Tesco You could always have read the first sentence. Then you would look slightly less wrong.

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@MylesGaret64559 @JamesMelville With the reported 4 miles on the clock he didnt get far from his mum's house.

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@Adambinks @Ryanair Just got eyes.

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@virginmedia @PeteUK7 Does it surprise me that Virgin Media could take over 3 months to make such a simple update? Having had dealings with them in the past, No. No it doesn't surprise me a bit.

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https://t.co/3C4P4uD7jS

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@GaryPetersonUSA Who is the guy in the picture though. Doesn't look anything like Trump.

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@XplodingCabbage @1350c It's a pedestrian crossing i.e. Not intended for high speed bikes crossing. Dismounting gives drivers a chance because the crossing is being used as intended.

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@asda @Tesco @Morrisons @sainsburys
So which of you are motivated by simple greed and are "pushing back angrily'? https://t.co/zNAzpinsvs

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Literally nothing at @EDI_Airport is up to standard. Nothing. Except possibly the shareholder's bank accounts. Greedy ratbags who are milking their customers dry.
https://t.co/0lTq26XbxL

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@Care_LineReps Sure you are

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@McDonaldsUK yet again service at McD Falkirk Glasgow Road falls way short. Place Order. Incomplete order brought to table. Find staff (not easy). Tell them they forgot the fries. "Was it medium?" Yes. Nearly finished burger - fries put down "there you go".

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@McDonaldsUK What more info is needed. You have it all. Asking for a DM to pretend you care is naive

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@British_Airways @gayfortaeyong Those regs don't ban charging phones from power banks though do they? They ban charging power banks from plane USB ports.

If BA is banning charging FROM powerbanks that is their own policy and not IATA rules.

Am i wrong?

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@Care_LineReps @NialCrebbin Your name is more likely to be Rahul than it is Anne. And you are a liar.

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As they are walking away they remember they should maybe utter a muffled and barely audible "sorry". It's almost like forgetting food is completely part of the routine.

Not the worst McD I have visited. But very close and consistently worse than most.