Ashley

Engineer. Lesbian. Lifelong Weirdo.
YouTube Amateur. Beer & bourbon drinker.
*she/her*

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

It is over for you bitches.

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

Once I can afford a bagger for my riding mower it is over for you bitches.

[jewel @whateverjewel]

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

@VicariousTodd I MISSED IT. I MISSED NATIONAL POTATO DAY.

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

@mellowelbow You can get
anything you want
At Alice's Restaurant

[Cicely C. Mitchell @CicelyMitchell]

Me preparing the class-action lawsuit against @paramountplus … #ParamountPlus

[Chad Fox @djchadfox]

#ParamountPlus trying to figure out why the stream keeps freezing

[J Schloemer @jdsman77]

#ParamountPlus you had one job. I’m sure the billing system works though.

[Austin John Plays @AustinJohnPlays]

If you’re gonna be the ONLY app to have the most watched 3 hours of television of the year. Make sure your app can handle it. #ParamountPlus #SuperBowl

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

Look, I don't ask for much... I just think when you open the weather channel app it should play that relaxing music like when it's time for your local on the 8's. @weatherchannel

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

@heyjaeee

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

@MoonshineLiz and I were discussing the various "tiktok tests" folks have come with and I mentioned the "Name a woman"
....tell me why this woman said "Halle Berry"
...I mean, same, but damn she didn't miss a beat!

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

@mellowelbow No ding dong it has herbs n shit to cuddle your coochie and make it relax.

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

@KidRafiki Looks great! What product did you use? We've been thinking about doing the same for our fireplace.

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

@mellowelbow There's no way this is accurate. It must not count if its through an echo speaker or something.
Also, it feels rude as hell that my top songs are the result of being on multiple playlists (that I didn't make) like s2g I skipped my #3 and #4 SO many times idk how it could count.

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

@mellowelbow Yikes which parent do I shun for this behavior

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

@mellowelbow Dawg I'm jealous I want a letter board for my desk at work so I can put "It's always Halloween in my soul" on it.

[Trey @treydayway]

My favorite activity to do when I'm out is to go back home

[Ashley @DownnSouth]

Me and Liz leaving the bars at ~2am so we could be in bed with enough time to get up before we miss free breakfast is top tier adulting. We are a walking episode of those Progressive commercials.