Timothy

ELON CANT STOP ME! Derek Carr for President 2024 🇺🇸 retired bowler

[Timothy @DrBatman69]

As a final farewell to my home state of Illinois, I donated (my best guess at) @GovPritzker’s weight to @gunpolicy. Love you, FPC. Keep up the great work and make Illinois great. Maybe I’ll be back someday, but for now, the free state of Tennessee awaits me.

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Cmon, Suga Sean, destroy Canada!

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@EliteClubS0B Doesn’t give them much time to cash in before WM season….

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Ever watch dark knight rises and find yourself a little bit on team Bane? We should overtake the government, round them up, and sentence them. Death or exile.

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Government releases hella ticks

Media hypes up Lyme disease

Media reports hospital visits at all time high

I wonder why

Unrelated: Phizer is almost done with Lyme vaccine. Completely unrelated, definitely.

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@DrMarcSiegel @ainsleyearhardt @foxandfriends Is this because of symptoms or because the media has them paranoid about lyme?

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@HarborFreight maybe you should stock up on free gifts before you continuously email me about them when you ran out of stock early on Saturday

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I’m becoming less and less convinced that elections are real

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@GovPritzker Shut up about Trump, holy fucking shit. Blah blah blah Trump this Trump that. Get a life you fucking 900lb blob of retard.

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@RepBobMorgan Get bent, commie

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@peacock your fast forwarding is insanely fast on Roku. Chill out.

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@Lunchly @LoganPaul you guys been better quality control in the pizzas. Always a different number of pepperoni. Lunchable always has 9, 3 for each pizza. I got 8 today and only 7 last time.

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What the hell is “Location security restrictions”? Man, fedex always be pissing me off… delayed a second day

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@AIPAC We need to nuke Israel

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@EdGallrein Congrats, Israel.

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Anyone against Thomas Massie is a fucking retard. Kentucky lost tonight and America lost tonight.

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@amazon I’ll pay more for prime if I can talk to customer service reps that speak English… and as I typed this I realize that Akosh is going to reply. Smh nvm

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@Adamscherr99 if you’re ever in St. Louis, Pop’s Pizza and Wings near Busch stadium has the best mozzarella sticks I’ve ever had in my life. Not sure if anything else there is good but their mozzarella sticks are worth the visit alone.

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@netflix not being able to fast forward through commercials when we’re behind live is gay as fuck. Worse than TV DVR. You’re going the wrong direction with technology. Give me cable back I guess.

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@FeeFiFoFumDeDon @rafaelshimunov Weird way to spell hilarious but ok

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Does anyone actually like Chelsea Handler?