Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️

I am a real doctor and no, I will not show you my medical license. If you’re a cop, you have to tell me.

[Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @DrButtMD]

If u get a boner in church you go straight to hell

[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

This is always floated as approval testing, so I will reiterate where I stand for data purposes.

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

oh fuck yeah these things are back

[Sonico @SonicoVt]

Will never forget how Toriyama created Yajirobe JUST to give Krillin's voice actor a job

This guy cared so much for the people he worked with

[Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @DrButtMD]

“You’re about to enter a world of hurt!” I say confidently to my enemy, immediately prior to hitting myself in the crotch with the nunchucks I bought from the mall and doubling over in pain

[Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @DrButtMD]

Southern Belle: Well, I do declare!

Customs Agent: (squinting suspiciously) Go on…

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

every time I see a poster for Reacher I can't help but think about the lead's previous work

[Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @DrButtMD]

Calling children “littles” is the fastest way to make me assume you are The Kid Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

[Andrew Farmer @thatsajellyfish]

You may have had to cancel your holiday plans, but Grandma is still here to share some more Yuletide memories from her youth.

[Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @DrButtMD]

I walk through the door of the recruiting office and the military guy at the desk silently shakes his head at me, and I immediately turn around and walk back out without saying a word.

[Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @DrButtMD]

@the_irv_m_ @Criminalsimpson What’s it like having a body that whenever you open your mouth to talk, actual stink farts come out?

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

[wint @dril]

Who am i to play God, by deciding where white phosphorous should and shouldnt be dropped

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

>Shows up once a year with a video
>Eliminates any respect some public figure once had
>Elaborates for multiple hours
>Leaves

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @DrButtMD]

Doing an armed robbery at the family fun center so I can get the BIG Pikachu plush from the prize counter

[Sprouts🌱 @ Shop Drop Soon @coolartcorner]

a constant mood 🥲

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

Shawn Fain says Ford passed an economic proposal the union had already rejected and so the negotiating team said well you just lost yourself your biggest plant, called up the Kentucky truck plant local, and the 8,700 workers walked off the shop floor. undeniably cool

[🐱ri-Warui @oleivarrudi]

Saw this still from the Moomin animated show and had to edit it into the Wolfenstein title screen

[Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @DrButtMD]

Getting banned from Disneyland for doing a field goal kick to one of the little Star Wars robots