David Hemming

I write words - I delete them later. Sometimes with @thenightherons

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@PeterBradshaw1 @stephenpollard Yes, it helped me find my focus

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@mensoh

Dear Pedro

I saw your Jazz Noir - Rainy Night In The City playlist and I wondered if you might be interested in adding the song Rainy Streets by The Night Herons?

https://t.co/ffeiN5mLiz

All the best

Dave

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@Mr_Considerate Feel every day I’m thinking - things are bad right now - what’s the worst possible take someone could have - ahhh, here it is in a Telegraph opinion piece

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@thewritertype Narrator: “but March was not good, for reasons that very soon became apparent.”

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@Mr_Considerate I didn’t realise my eyes could do a complete 360 degrees backward roll but I’ve just found out they can

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@DrBeauBeaumont Except that Risk has rules

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@Okeating @WhiteHouse Shouldn’t it be FIFAFO - when they discover he wasn’t really worthy of their awesome peace prize?

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@Mr_Considerate Makes you want to paint a big cross on a roundabout

[OMS magazine @omsmagazine]

Check out the Tea & Craic - Winter OMS Mag is out now, festively adorned with Meryl Streek!
+ Skylarkin is 25, Bedd, Live: Babyshambles, The Dreaming Spires, Willy Mason, The Samurai Seven, The Unbelievable Truth & local releases + more.
Merry Christmas!
https://t.co/CChiVGtdHI

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@thewritertype “It’s basically just virtue-signalling from God again. Did He even have planning permission? No-one gives me any credit for keeping the fires of Hell going”

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@Mr_Considerate Just doesn’t add up

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

This is a poem about my daughter as a little baby

#NationalPoetryDay #baby #play

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

An obedient Jon Stewart offers a refresher on the rules of free speech (White House-approved) in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

Last week the @Daily_Express ran with the following front page.

So obviously I had to take a look!

Is it true?

How does it compare to other professions?

Because anyone familiar with British RW media discourse knows they reserve a special venom for civil servants…🤷🏼‍♀️

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[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

Don’t miss it!#LiveMusic #southoxfordshire

[The Night Herons @thenightherons]

Got some new songs for our gig at @RedLionBlewbury on 31st July - hope you can make it - @FinkStreetFood will be serving up something wonderful!

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@thewritertype Was it one of those gift horses? So few places accept them these days

[The Night Herons @thenightherons]

Come and hear the gorgeous vocals of Rachel Holmes in the beautiful setting of @stmarylemore church in Wallingford ok Saturday 17th May at 7.30 pm - free entry ! #livemusic #wallingford #oxfordshire #jazz #folk #funk

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@jonnyweldon It’s mainly health and safety induction, issuing his laptop and popemobile insurance.

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@IHPower Why are you asking me, FFS?

[David Hemming @DrDaveH]

@DrBeauBeaumont Annex Poland?