Dr. Edwin

Expecting the best of everyone is arrogance

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

You can never fumble a woman, the lord created them in abundance

[Eric @amerix]

In 2013, there was a politician on this app called PK.

This app was ungovernable.

He ended up garnering 72,786 votes. Even Mudavadi's donkey garnered more (483,981).

The loss was brutal.

We cried a lot.

[Sharonstone @shaz_oyoo]

Hussein, we have a bigger fish to fry! Hizi “get ready with me to go disturb ATPU” achia onyango tate.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The Treasury will begin the main feasibility study for the proposed 243-km Mau Summit–Malaba toll highway in the first quarter of the 2026/27 financial year.

The road will be upgraded into a four-lane expressway to ease traffic.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Over Sh629 billion worth of imports from China cannot be traced in KRA's 2025 import records, according to new data.

This comes after China's customs data showed it exported Sh1.3 trillion worth of goods to Kenya, while KRA recorded imports worth only Sh672 billion.

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Anyone that will swallow that bait of Oparanya as DP is a big fool.

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Kalonzo Musyoka urges President William Ruto to move faster and complete the road leading to his Tseikuru home.

[Mike1010011 @mike1010011]

@cirnosad Iran gets kicked in the balls repeatedly and does close to nothing. Yemen gets looked at funny and goes scorched Earth.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

IF AFRICA HAD A SUPERHERO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Spiderman Kennar 😂

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

Do they have an MP in Nairobi West? Because the roads over there look like a war-torn country.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Mmmmh

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

I tend to think this guy works for Alshabab. Mbona unakuanga na beef na ATPU?

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Dad @WilliamsRuto weka mafuta kwa hii gari sasa. I think it is time

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I am the party leader of Linda Mwananchi - Orengo

[Papavin @Mumiasfinest]

AirBnbs always have empty fridges

Stay guided brokies

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

An african scamming drug lords is some poetic poem.

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Na Sifuna ajue at some point he will have to shed some tears. Halafu mama akue hapo kando anatap yeye mgongo.

Kibarua ya Kutoa wantam si rahisi. We have to play all cards.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Must be frustrating being a Kalonzo supporter. Seeing political protagonists criss crossing the country in full energy while all he does is post a photo of his crisp clean shirts on social media every morning like he's advertising his newly launched laundry business.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

How Politics should be done:

Person A: I am TUTAM
Person B: I am WANTAM
Person A: I respect your choice. Go mobilize and persuade more people to buy into your agenda. Tupatane kwa debe.
Person B: Sawa

How It's Done in Kenya:

Person A: I am TUTAM
Person B: You are a fool. Dinywa. Shida yako ni njaa. Hata mama yako huwa haogi. Let me block you.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Design Kalonzo ako relaxed ni kama Ruto ashamchorea form.. He is not moving like somebody who sees a vcuum and is ready to place himself strategically ahead of 2027.. Ni kama kashaitwa kwa meza, so kanajua tu ni masiku kanahesabu huko opposition