Jared Andersen

Acupuncturist specializing in orthopedic and neurological rehabilitation. Orange-pilled advocate for living a good life.

[Jared Andersen @DrJALac]

@benjamincowen Thanks Ben. Always appreciate your thinking.

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@BretWeinstein Details matter.

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@SahilBloom Having kids.

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@WallStreetApes Go to a properly trained acupuncturist with proper neuromuscular/orthopedics training and skip the cortisone.

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@thegarybrecka It also decompresses your L5/S1, which is a common site of disc and spinal facet pathology. This improves disc imbibition when you sleep.

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@scottmelker Go back to sleep.

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@scottmelker Congrats!

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@AutismCapital @nypost THC is NOT anxiolytic.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Since no one will see this anyway, here is a list of everyone I think should be drafted.

1. Mark Levin, we need the enthusiasm you bring to X on the front lines. Drafted.
2. Lindsey Graham, I hear you want to ask South Carolinians to send their sons and daughters to fight for Israel, well homie, You first. Drafted.
3. Ben Shapiro, you say this is the single greatest foreign policy move of your lifetime? You should see it from the front lines, legend. Drafted.
4. Every single person who has been telling Trump he is “the non-Jewish Messiah”. Yes we know about that. Congratulations on cracking the code, you win front row seats to see “Cyrus” usher in your apocalypse. Drafted.
5. Anyone saying “Charlie would have wanted this.” Bro, You’re as evil as they come. But F*** you you’re drafted now.
6. BiBi Netanyahu. I command you to rise from the dead or wherever the heII you are and be drafted.
7. Everybody in the government who supports this war and all their firstborn sons. Drafted.
8. People who believe abortion is healthcare— Guess what. War with Iran is healthcare now. Drafted.
9. The history retarded who think George Washington would want war with Iran. lol. You’re too dumb to insult. Drafted.
10. Men who compete in women sports. Iran is the women’s sports now. Drafted.
11. Every pundit who destroyed their credibility over the last 3 months defending Jeffrey Epstein. Ew. Drafted.
12. Everyone on the Epstein client list. You’re double drafted.
13. Everyone who participated in the 2020 George Floyd riots. Drafted.
14. The Covid tyrants. You’re all drafted now.
15. The corpses of Dick Cheney and John McCain. Drop them in Iran, they should see this. Drafted.
16. The El Salvador Prisoners. Microchip them all, they’re dying for Israel. Drafted.
17. Bill Kristol, David Frum, Max Boot, Jennifer Rubin, Victoria Nuland. Get out of my sight, you’re all drafted.
18. John Bolton. You’re the most drafted of all.
19. The J6 committee. You’re the war with Iran committee now. Drafted.
20. People who don’t like dogs. You can’t be trusted. Drafted.
21. Every podcaster who lied us into this war and every other war. Drafted.
22. Vegans, cyclists, crossfitters, and people with pronouns in their bio. Drafted.
23. Antifa. You psychopaths are fkn crazy. We need that. Drafted.
24. The $7000 club, and anybody is taking money to lie to you. Drafted.
25. Feminists and male feminists. You’re both just awful. Drafted.
26. People who asks Grok “is this is real”. Drafted.
27. PETA. You brought this up upon yourselves. Drafted.
28. Activists for foreign nations. You’re all activists for the war in Iran now. Drafted.
29. People who blow rape whistles at protests. I could not draft you fast enough.
30. People who report their untaxed purchases across state lines. You won’t be hurting America anymore. Drafted.
30. Gun-grabbers. Grab this d***. Drafted.
31. AIPAC. I could not draft you harder if I tried.
31. Furries. Get in the box or your antisemitic. Drafted.
32. Pedos. Get comfortable, you won’t be coming back. Drafted.

I reserve the right to add to this list

[Jared Andersen @DrJALac]

@maddierune Same here. These are the good old days.

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@JesseOlson @marketsniperpro You've been nailing it. Curious to see how it plays out.

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@BigCheds Dig the humility.

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@LynAldenContact Buying now.

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@Cryptotea Good one.

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@coinbureau @River already does this with USD.

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@Tesla Data harvest complete.

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@BarackObama Hypocritical.

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@alifarhat79 @i3inary

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@PeterSchiff @CNBC Congrats, Peter. You deserve your victory lap. I still think you are on the wrong side of history with Bitcoin. Time will tell.

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@coldxman Sports medicine acupuncture. I treat this issue regularly. Usually only a few treatments and full recovery.