Jeffrey Warren, PhD

Science policy wonk, marine geophysics PhD, Dad joke instigator, bow tie wearer, kindie rock writer, Eagle Scout. Tweets for fun & my own. RTs don't endorse.

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

Made possible by the tremendous foresight and support of the #ncga.

[North Carolina Collaboratory @NCCollaboratory]

Proud to see @UNC recognized as a @Forbes “New Ivy.” At the Collaboratory, this is exactly what we work to make possible—connecting #research across institutions to solve real-world challenges facing NC.

From PFAS to disaster response, our model is built for impact. ⬇️

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

@NCCollaboratory shoutout from @Forbes today. #ncga

[Forbes @Forbes]

UNC-Chapel Hill has been named on the #ForbesNewIvies list, recognized for its selectivity and commitment to solving pressing challenges through the North Carolina Collaboratory. With a 1480 median SAT and a legacy of producing leaders like Michael Jordan, Carolina continues to deliver the high-caliber talent employers crave.

Read more: https://t.co/PhlACbNpPx

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

@ericdegaardt @NutellaUSA Glass is so Apollo. Nutella has been in plastic containers for decades.

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

@GSO_Police winning the internet this morning.

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Kinda like when y’all see us on West Friendly Ave.

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

@JebraFaushay @tim_cook Holy crap! So it’s not just me?!

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

While Northeast Ohio sees recent surge in Bigfoot sightings, I’m happy to report the ⁦@NCCollaboratory⁩ #Bigfoot Research Network (BRN) hasn’t reported any sightings in North Carolina…yet. #ncga https://t.co/3Ci3ugqmIB

[james hawkins @james406]

AI just saved me ~4 hours of driving on my vacation

i was planning a trip to the Grand Canyon and noticed the driving route was incredibly inefficient

i spun up a few claude code agents and used agentic ai to find this faster route

it will take me just a few minutes to drive, compared to 4 hours

if anyone has contacts at the US government lmk - happy to relay this to them

[North Carolina Collaboratory @NCCollaboratory]

A recent article in @ISSUESinST highlights how with funding from the #ncga the Collaboratory is supporting university led research to solve problems for the people of North Carolina. Learn more here: https://t.co/UTLRkd86cj

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

@The_Real_Gorb @3YearLetterman @grok And 94 US territories, including Antarctica and Greenland.

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

⁦@RobProvince⁩

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

@RobProvince What if the Batmobile is reimagined as a Pontiac Aztek?

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

This place must be protected at all costs.

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

⁦@WRAL⁩ - Please note that the high water at Hyco Lake from TS Chantal measured at USGS water elevation station at Hyco dam around 11 am today was ~16.5’ above DATUM (normal pool elevation ~10.5’ above datum so a 6’ elevation change and NOT 16.5’). https://t.co/QTRlEASG4I

[Kristen @Kica333]

My favorite childhood memory is thinking five dollars was a lot of money.

[Dane @UltraDane]

Not being a seismologist/geologist or an engineer, without any construction experience, I sense a violent disaster with multiple deaths.

[Math Lady Hazel 🇦🇷 @mathladyhazel]

Equation of love. ♥️

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

@iowahawkblog Laughing hysterically as an Up With People alum…

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Me: I have a project deadline to make.

Windows Updates: You’re gonna miss it.

[Jeffrey Warren, PhD @DrJeffWarren]

Not in New Jersey… #drone sighting outside of my office at #UNC just now…