@CMO.DrJoe

Licensed & Board Certified OBGYN Physician, HCA Far West Division Chief Medical Officer (CMO), Healthcare Strategic Advisor, Advocate & Straight Shooter

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@DKThompson Adam “Poop Stain” Lane

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@stoolpresidente Assuming you are in Florida, the big guy is a Sheepshead and the skinny ones are mullet. Only diehards try to make either one into a meal.

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@BuzzPatterson After marrying a Greek woman, I learned that ANY Ouzo is way too much Ouzo.

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@BuzzPatterson As a Florida-based consultant, I quickly learned that redeyes are like shots of tequila, they always *seem* like a good idea until….

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@OckhamsRazor4 @DutchRojas Agreed, one of my best investments, too — broke even in no time and keeps paying so long as you continue to do cases there. Also the staff goes out of its way to prioritize physician investor needs.

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@DutchRojas And look at HCA’s stock ticker before Marilyn’s term vs. after (and since….)

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@CoffeeBlackMD The last doctor is usually the smartest doctor. Well played, @CoffeeBlackMD !

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@Riley_Gaines_ @Riley_Gaines_ Our national organization, ACOG (Am. Coll. Of OB & GYN) has exclusively used “pregnant persons” for years. ACOG focuses on the shiny 1% at the expense of half our population.

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@elonmusk My hair isn’t blue but where can I get a post-retirement side hustle like this?

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For unto us a Child is born,
Unto us a Son is given;
And the government will be upon His shoulder.
And His name will be called
Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace

Merry Christmas from my family to yours!

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@saimagnate “idea”

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@BKRBusinessMin @TheBabylonBee No, but it’s funny as he!l.

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@CoffeeBlackMD So, @CoffeeBlackMD , it’s not just me? I long for the days of my late 20s when I could catch a refreshing nap while holding retractors. Now 4AM is the new daybreak.

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@BKRBusinessMin Greatest feeling in the world, isn’t it @BKRBusinessMin — seeing who your babies are growing up to be?? #GirlDad #ProudDad

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@BKRBusinessMin Should we send your membership card and “Welcome!” kit to your home or office address?

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@DutchRojas @DutchRojas , PREACH! The answer is so simple yet so difficult at scale.

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@BKRBusinessMin Not the first time UM fans have been labeled as delusional.

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Agree 100% @BKRBusinessMin — we not only need to attract the best & the brightest but we need to assure that their training is robust. Many University & AMC-based programs are as rigorous as med school + residency and graduate well-trained clinicians. However, some of the online & for-profit schools leave it to the student to line up their own clinical rotations. As we increasingly rely more on NPs to own the front line of care, shouldn’t patients have confidence that their education & training adequately prepares them to recognize both horses and zebras alike?

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@BKRBusinessMin I wish @RonDeSantis could be my Governor forever — not Packaged and poll-driven (like Newsome), no nonsense, just gets s#@t done. Who else could have gotten the hurricane-damaged causeway to Sanibel Island reopened in three days?

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@BKRBusinessMin This applies to the face in the mirror, too.