Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote)

Celibate MLB Umpire. Mensa (Volunteer). Quant fund @ Singapore, hybrid work place. Scrastch golfer 🏌️‍♂️

[max @mSanterre]

Turns out no one made their own CRM with AI

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@ihatethiskid Bro squirt some my way

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@ihatethiskid Doing a festival in June second week in lake como next summer come my king

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@ihatethiskid Doritos late night off a heavy blinker then trauma dumping

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@dtronic234 @arsonist21 @Xasheats My drive thru in nashville is so wet

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@bigdumb_baby It’s a little complicated. My grandpa started losing his mind a bit and began dropping some n words at his accounting firm and had to retire. Has similar bad judgment at dinners so everyone does their own Thanksgiving now

[DACK JANIELS @DackJanielsDub]

What does the g in G-string stand for?

I always liked to think it was gangsta string

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@bigdumb_baby We weren’t boys anymore. Lol jk my gay uncle had to remove her from family due to manipulation of god.

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@MartinShkreli Cholas Lepak I think

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@postersmindset Do it off a heavy blinker or small blizzy

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@mcuban Mark my colleague has been emailing you about a wet shirt company for guys to make it seem like they’re having more fun at a bar if they aren’t. Let me know your thoughts. @ihatethiskid

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

Endless short-form scrolling triggers a cascade of burnout, stress and depression.

The real cost of “just one more video.”

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Beer 1 with the fellas: you can really taste the mosaic hops

Beer 4 with the fellas: your smile lights up my world and shows me there is still good to be discovered

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Eclipse

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

@ihatethiskid It was a productive brainstorming session with lots of shark tank ideas

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Becoming an air traffic controller and every time there’s the slightest problem I tell the pilot to land in the Hudson

[Dr. Laon “Book” Biltny-Pargos, MIT Grad (Remote) @DrPargos]

They be chanting BOOOOOK when I step on that Singapore return flizzy tomkrrkwow

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Gay mom or thot dad