DrPeePants

[DrPeePants @DrPeePants]

I'm considering managing my own twitter personality once I figure out how to use my iPhone.

[DrPeePants @DrPeePants]

I'm rich and I will stand on this bench and show you how skinny my pants are.

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But really & truly want to hang out with a majorly tipsy @Mahima_B @SEgallows. @Dan_SEAC @danachasen & @NateButtrick are mostly average.

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I'm at the Capital Grill right now with 20 losers in jackets. My one wish is to be @SEgallows with @NateButtrick @danachasen & @Dan_SEAC

[DrPeePants @DrPeePants]

I'm excited to be considered spooky tonight for a change instead of just creepy!

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I'm just gonna drop off @Dan_SEAC & text chicks from my car.

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What am I supposed to do with this? She has a numb knee. What's the context? Jesus.

[DrPeePants @DrPeePants]

@nickram3 catching up on twitter. Your "hipster" tweets are cracking me up

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Thanks to @Dan_SEAC's lack of planning we had dinner with a girl I just FB messaged an hour prior. Awkward.

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Gotta have a meeting with my lazy PA who handed my patents to the intern. DrPeePants doesn't need intern phone calls at 7AM on his day off.

[Jake Cacciapaglia @jakecacci]

RT @jjacobs22: .@959watdfm can u pls help us find this hit-and-run driver in Plymouth, MA? Hit a cyclist
at 40mph - http://t.co/QPGLNHZ

[DrPeePants @DrPeePants]

I'm back from Croatia. I saw boobies in Ibiza. Now, I'm reenergized and ready to doctor the shit out of people's shoulders.

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I'm grinding in Ibiza. How's the baby @Justin_SEAC? I'm grinding in Ibiza btw.

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I can't wait to grind with people in Ibiza. The Beehive seems to frown upon my strong grinding abilities.

[DrPeePants @DrPeePants]

Off to Croatia via London/Ibiza. Can you let @Justin_SEAC know I'm in Eastern Europe? Let @Dan_SEAC know he can crash in my car if needed.

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I texted Fitzy and he didn't get back to me for 2 hours. WTF. Dr. Phil and I are winning at life right now. His loss.

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Unwinding with @Dan_SEAC & Natedogg after a long 4 hour day.

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Those idiots will never bump my surgeries again after the shit I pulled today. Ha!

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I'm gonna take my goddamn time getting to @SEACBOSTON to run w @Justin_SEAC & @stallwoc because my time is more valuable. I'm a real doctor.

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I think @Justin_SEAC was mad that he couldn't choose "doctor" as a career once it was discovered that he can't tell his ass from his elbow.