Dr. Poop Butt

Peers call me doctor, friends call me doc, and day ones call me Dr. Poop Butt

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Just took a shit

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@gibbonbedarned @Wamesgang

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@Thechat101

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@Wamesgang @phresh_arrow Remember when they were doing a buy a meatball footlong get a 6 inch meatball sub free? Just me? Dope

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I’d rather my kid be a stripper than a streamer

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@MCbets__ The number one reason the NBA sucks now is because of the conversations sports media has about basketball. This is a stupid argument meant to get people mad and you can tell not even this guy believes it. As a fan it’s frustrating for the amount of times a goal post can move

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@BubbaBumpShrimp @DHnasko94051 Trying to figure out what’s worse. Bo Nix at 32 or George Pickens at 38

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@BeardownCuz Personally, it always felt like the best players were in the pro-bowl. Now it’s just kind of like anyone goes cause people step out. So, the pro-bowl has lost a little bit of that special feel for me. Not necessarily a votes issue but the pro-bowl needs a reset

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Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

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@Wamesgang @RealEmirHan Deadass poo

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@Wamesgang @RealEmirHan What made this movie suck so much was that the first movie is actually a really good movie from what I remember

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Do all game shows just have celebrities have the contestants now ? Or am I tripping

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Saw a tik tok comment that got hype because knowing “Kyle Korver” is elite ball knowledge. That’s like someone asking for the craziest food you’ve eaten and you say a “peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off”

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@Fan_Prspective I miss when NBA fans liked competition

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This may have been the reason the spurs choked so horribly

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there's only one Iceman 🥶

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@OnyxMcGrady Again these are the most clown takes you can have as a sports fan. If you win a championship you win a championship. If you’re talking about the “weight” of a championship you are probably the worst person to talk sports with

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Just picked a massive booger

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@BubbaBumpShrimp What the fuck actually?

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Timmy C has Dune 3 coming out in December, his favorite team just won a championship after a 53 year drought, he’s dating Kylie Jenner, and he’s sponsored by Kalshi. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG

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@Mike_NYY Who gives a fuck? They played who thy had to play and they won those games