I love how much trust goes into bondage. you can be physically restrained, completely unable to move the way you normally would, and somehow feel more relaxed because you know the person tying you up is paying attention to you.
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you donโt drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
Buffy trivia night at the queer bar. Didn't have enough time to get a Buffy shirt so....Camp Miasma. (And my partner's shirt which was gifted and not stolen.)