Drew Cowan

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

Where are all of the married people willing to get their hands dirty in the lives of their not-yet-married friends? https://t.co/gnfWdAaLI7

[SBTS Anonymous @SBTSquotes]

"People ask me if I believe in capital punishment... yes, for people who drive slow in the left lane." - professor

[Drew Cowan @DrewCowan13]

#realtalk

[relatable @byreIatable]

i get so offended when my body decides we’re gonna get sick like i fed u a VEGETABLE last week how DARE you betray me like this. ungrateful

[Drew Cowan @DrewCowan13]

#theheartisdesptive #followtheBible

[Drew Cowan @DrewCowan13]

#WhyIdon'tpogo https://t.co/YkLKbng5S5

[Drew Cowan @DrewCowan13]

@iambencalhoun get a puppy and surprise Kathy with it! @JoySpiro would support you!

[Drew Cowan @DrewCowan13]

#everytrumprally

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

My dad asked me to be on his team

He massacred the Jedi when he was on their side

He killed the emperor when he was on his side

No thanks

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Leia said I was too short to be a stormtrooper.

I shouted, “I was tall enough for your mom!”

Looking back, that was the wrong thing to say

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I missed subtle red flags about Kylo.

He got angry a little too easily

And his classmates voted him "most likely to kill all the padawans"

[Drew Cowan @DrewCowan13]

#letsbereal #everytimeIseeahipsterwithflannel

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Historic moment: #Nats skipper @dbaker_12 addressed the full squad for the first time this morning. #NatsSpring

[Drew Cowan @DrewCowan13]

#Realistic #pizzaislife #breakfastlunchanddinnerofchampions