Andrew Carlson

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@Adjoa_Dora They look the same! Blew my mind that it’s not a remake.

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

I don't much care for all of this, but I do think there is something kind of relatable about realizing you can't *actually* become immortal and thinking, "OK, second-best option: tomahawk dunking"

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

Also, the wife and I just got out of It Ends. Such a great movie. Really touching and thoughtful.

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@keithcalder please tell me Snoot Ent has something to do with an adorable sighthound?

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@headchef_usagi @FreethruJustice @americanamemes Oh lovely. I wasn’t aware. Appreciate the tip

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@FreethruJustice @americanamemes You mean getting your parking rebate in cash from the theater? It’s funny, I actually kinda like it. I think of it like a little ATM withdrawl. But maybe that’s just me

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@ComplexSports @Complex @Fanatics @ComplexPop @ComplexStyle Chiefs, Vikings, bengals, colts, bucs

[Mikal Bridges Jr @MBridgesjr25]

He’s a straight loser

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@ktrivs Tudors are not dupes, they’re made by the same company 🤦‍♂️ they have significant history and more military service

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“hey it’s me, uh yeah sorry i have to cancel dinner again. it’s uh, it’s uh fable limits just got reset. and im just, im just worried if im not tokenmaxxing while fable is available that we’re going to get feature mogged. yeah maybe its ai psychosis we can talk about it later”

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@TVGrimReaper There are many more paths to growing revenue. See Disney.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@interiorsuckerr But FYI, these aren’t actually Hodges. They’re in the style, but they were made by Mersman and were a part of their Bellaire line.

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@interiorsuckerr Rose bowl flea market

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@jd_groh WTF. This is amazing. LMK when I can buy a print

[massage gun kelly @treswritesstuff]

so there’s this city called Los Angeles

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@sam_d_1995 Genuine question: to sidestep, can the owners not just buy their apartments via a corporation and rent it back to themselves?

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Jury Duty 2 and the way it got made is a goddamn marvel. I wish our collective cultural attention was more focused for art like this bc it’s a comedy masterpiece. It makes you believe people can be good

[Andrew Carlson @DrewRyneCarlson]

@annastansbury @maiamindel V interesting. Do we think we know why? Just biases in hiring/promoting? Or do they think they deserve more and therefore get more? Other?