Chase Hoffman

Grassroots candidate for Atlanta United's next head coach. My opinions do not necessarily represent those of my employer.

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

Okay, I'm leaving this site. I should have long ago, but... you can find me at https://t.co/BK9ggqCHLd

(I'm not closing this lest someone hijack my handle, but I'm not ever checking here again)

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

Emma sounds like she's still salty towards Argentina over the Falklands.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

A message from our boss Emma to new @USMNT boss Mauricio 🇺🇸

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

@hoover_dam @daaronsinger @_Zeets Bukari's interview after his first training session at Austin included commentary on his search for jollof. He found decent Nigerian jollof, but no Ghanian.

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

We found Pawnee's bathrooms

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@hoover_dam https://t.co/Y7Y3R784it

I feel seen.

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

@hoover_dam fun with fonts

https://t.co/RXxyI6FMXu

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

@MenInBlazers Yes, never call him up because he plays for the Dingles. If that doesn't show a terminal lack of judgment, I don't know what does.

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WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

@haasanbarclay You can also get a G-Wagen that's pre-stripped for a portable stage sound right. And cheap!

https://t.co/CwJv3n4MBJ?

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

@hoover_dam @haasanbarclay Maaaaaaan I still want one of those so bad.

But this is only €35k and I think can be street legal in Texas.

https://t.co/Iees30JzcS

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

Apparently a large section of fans are calling Ohasahi "o-chan". Uh.... maybe we get a different honorific there.

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

ROVERS LEGEND

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

WATCH THIS SENDING OFF. Luton keeper leaves a path of destruction in his wake. Highway to the Danger Zone. ☠️☠️

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

BREAKING NEWS: Christian Pusilic files for sporting asylum in Croatia after Pochettino named #USMNT coach.

Rumors that Pochettino is actually two Villas-Boases in a trenchcoat are unconfirmed.

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

RUMOR CONFIRMED: Abby Wambach and Brian McBride will perform the DBZ fusion dance next week. The resulting amalgam will then sign a 3 year contract to coach the #USMNT.

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

Does anyone know what odds Vegas is giving on Pascal's Wager?

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

@hoover_dam Then I'm glad Gestede and Eustace got in for Ohashi early. Seems like a good bit of business thus far.

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@hoover_dam I get that we haven't really played anyone yet, but who are this Rovers team, and where did these goals come from? Also, man, if Ohashi is any indication, we need to raid the J-League more.

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

@brfcsdotcom Don't get too cocky - we're running through our entire allotment of goals for the season here.

[Chase Hoffman @Driftpeasant]

@PeterWilt1 Now that the Fire are advertising for a new Sporting Director, I thought I'd throw my hat into the ring. Can I bend the knee and ask for your support?