Druid_Zephyrus

Your Friendly Neighborhood Druid

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@Persephiroth We need a sequel!

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@hankgreen You say you put a chicken in my head, but I saw a beautiful woman sitting at a table awaiting a full 5-course chicken dinner. Your spells have no power over my own imagination.
Every spell can be remanipulated.
You couldn't even solidify if the chicken would be living or cooked.

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@Blazipedia I believe what they are saying is that it is proclaimed Christians attacking drag with legislation. So that is who is receiving the mockery.

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@its_me_jeffrey @samriegel @quiddie If ever confused remove the contraction and read aloud

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@MissGinaDarling Oh no,
I am
also
so very
upset
by
these.
Please
No
Don't

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@ohadelaide Does this mean that if I HAVE then I DO get to complain?
I need Healthcare! I need a therapist. I need money for these things!!!!

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@Persephiroth No need to pray, it is inevitable. But I wouldn't mind seeing you on your...nevermind that's too horny for Main

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@Persephiroth Dude that choker tho 😍

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@Persephiroth As a men, can I still enjoy the looks of your beauty?
I know it isn't existing for me and my own, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate art when it walks past

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@MissGinaDarling Turn me into a hamburger with ketchup.
Wait, what about what food we would be? That's just how I reply to Gina, jk

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@RiseOfTheBacon @Critical_Mrs In their thatched roof cottages

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@Critical_Mrs I'm torn between Poopsmith and Lappy (all variations)

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@Vee_Muse Mermaid? I see a manatee. I mean I guess I understand sailors a little better

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@dm_me_jojokes @epicdndmemes Wish can be used for anything at least once. Zero chance of permanently losing access to Wish if you use it to cast an 8th level or lower. And you have to otherwise roll percentile to not lose access.
The armor is made OF the creature. TR replaces body parts. Dead=object anyway

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@dm_me_jojokes @Phate_Dragon @epicdndmemes You can cast wish to do anything at least once. You DO NOT lose the Wish Spell if you use it for another spell 8th or lower or if you roll above the correct percentile.

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@illcrydonttryme @lonely_poro I am literally learning of this combination just now before I type this reply.
But an autistic person becoming obsessive? Paint my cheeks red and call me "shocked pikachu"

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@Rodrat14 @itsginnydi Tuxedo NY August 26, I know it isn't "close", but it's closer than CO or CA, or LA, or...

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@theroguesenna @itsginnydi Damnedkids already ruining everything! Jk jk

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@itsginnydi Are you coming to the New York Ren Faire in August?

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@TheLegitDon @MissGinaDarling With respect, have you tried proofreading? Turning on a spellchecker? Correcting your phone's "dictionary?" Or, imo the best option, just letting everyone else rant and rave about your errors; in a tiny padded room while you ignore them?