Lauren Branning

Eldest Branning daughter, part time alcoholic, full time home wrecker.

[Pauline Fowler @MrsArthurFowler]

@DrunkBranning Urgh the internet don't need to know that Lauren dear. You're with a Beale now, try & act like a lady!

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

gagging for it but Peter's cock is in NZ.

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@TomSnell6 Yeah, when I saw Ian Beale's cock. xx

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@MrsArthurFowler @aleksshirov2 of fucking course, you old bag.

[Pauline Fowler @MrsArthurFowler]

Oh Lauren is back. Is she drunk, I wonder? #EastEnders

[Dot cotton @Dotty_c0tton]

Whitney: that's not right. I'm being out whored by Jane #eastenders

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@CarterLinda69 @RonmitchellE20 @MitchellRoxyEE @StaceySlater33 Meanwhile I'm keeping Mick and Lee satisfied. #CarterCock

[Linda Carter @CarterLinda69]

Drinking cum shots with @RonmitchellE20 @MitchellRoxyEE @StaceySlater33

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@BenjadickM Where's your handbag? in the freezer getting harder?

[BBC EastEnders @bbceastenders]

#LaurensReturn is trending! #EastEnders

As you were...

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@_IanBeale_ I'm Coming Back, Cunt. #SnitchOnBobby #FreeMax

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@Baldy_bastard You Bald Mug.

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

Just seen today's episode preview. Gotta love Kung-Fu Piggy. #DragHerOutByHerEyelids

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

I'm on me way 'ome, Gotta pop out a Beale Sprog and set daddy free from jail. #HurricaneLauren

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@bbceastenders Most defiantly Pat Harris-Beale-Wicks-Butcher-Evans and Angie Watts, Shaz needs her mum.

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@QueenVicNance You know it, munter! x

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

Lee Cartaaaaa lookin' fuckable in his army costume.

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@MickCarter_ ahem, where the fuck is your missus?

[Lauren Branning @DrunkBranning]

@MickCarter_ Oi geezer.

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Feel sorry for max an' phil in this wevver, both are walkin' abaaat the square lookin' like a pair of sunburned bollocks