Drunk David Remnick

I run the New Yorker and then quaff unsettling immensities of sherry. I'm David Fucking Remnick. Ille/illum.

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This is a woke attack on the Navy’s proud history of wanton sodomy

[Eric Schwartau @ericschmerick]

Joseph and Mary would have gladly taken your Dec 22-28 sublet

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@lfitzmaurice so that’s what they’re putting in the fries

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you think they have an open marriage?

[Mr. Met @MrMet]

Big Sexy’s still got it 🔥

[vince @vincestaples]

We need a Scott Pilgrim 2 where he hit the pen and cell up wit R. Kelly

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cocks*-of-the-rock

[Bronx Zoo @BronxZoo]

Male Andean cock-of-the-rocks have striking bright orange plumage with black and grey wings and a black tail. Females, like this one, have chestnut brown plumage. Now you’ll be able to tell them apart next time you see them in the World of Birds.

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excited for the james webb telescope to get cancelled when people realize it was built by northrop grumman

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Ladies turns out it’s not too late to have Orrin Hatch’s baby https://t.co/DUiM8KP84Y

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@MattZeitlin your apology to indiana jones needs to be as loud as your disrespect

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@willystaley buried the lede that fleet foxes are on the track

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incredible work from @CanIMeasureThat on the extent to which civil war enlistment and combat experience influenced veterans to support reconstruction and black suffrage!
https://t.co/0xGZmvC6Hz

[Knockover.city on bsky same handle on ig @knockovercity]

P.O.D.? Nah I don't listen to

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@joecoscarelli no one got time to watch youtube make a spotify

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right that’s what everyone who went to the ivy league in the 60s did

[Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein]

These days Ivy Leaguers apply to work for McKinsey or whatever. Those days, they did things like going down to Alabama at a time when civil rights activist were getting lynched, in order to start Black-operated newspaper. operatedhttp://www.southerncourier.org/documentary.html

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Welcome to my new series, Gorby Parker, where I have Mikhail Gorbachev try on Warby Parker frames.

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i want to meet the 2% of respondents who had never heard of “police”

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Amazon has the highest favorability ratings of any institution in the country except for the U.S. Military 🤯

[Drunk David Remnick @DrunkRemnick]

This St. Patrick’s Day, The New Yorker honors the many Irish contributions to the Western literary canon.