The Drunk Alien

Parody Account. Intoxicated Alien trying to find way home. Former degenerate from the Space Stock Exchange

[The Drunk Alien @Drunk_Alien]

@memeticsisyphus That’s your culture? We don’t like it.

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@elonmusk Your average woman in 2025 if Nazi eugenics won

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@ChrisMurphyCT The Nazi in question

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@visegrad24

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@Noahpinion Same energy

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@elonmusk @Magnus_Man_03 @iamyesyouareno

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@elonmusk @megynkelly

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@ShitpostGate It’s crazy how a few months ago if you said Biden was suffering from cognitive decline or Trump’s life was in danger you were considered a conspiracy theorist.

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@JoJoFromJerz Remember when they called this guy a criminal

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@JoJoFromJerz “I was convicted too”

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@WR4NYGov @wholemars @farzyness @stevenmarkryan found this interesting photo, any idea what this might be?

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@Space_Strategy Just replace the SLS core stage with a super heavy

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@SpaceX I missed my ride

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Humans either conquer the stars or get overthrown by hyper intelligent apes in the coming centuries

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I’m still trying to get back to my home planet

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@ShawnFainUAW

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@SpaceX If a government agency hurts our attempt to get back to the Moon before China does then we should abolish that agency.

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@AmiriKing So what does George Soros think of this Israel/Hamas war?

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@WarMonitors 🇵🇸 🇷🇺 🇨🇳 🇮🇷 🇵🇰
Vs.
🇮🇱 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 🇸🇦 🇮🇳

Who will win?