Lil Cynical

Another month, another Twitter persona...

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

Everyone: "Trust me you're really going to miss school!"
Me: "This is why I have trust issues."

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

@sawyerjames_ At least we had eachother 😂😂😂 pretty sure I played love sosa at every party in 2014

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Racist couple in Marshall, MN wearing swastikas on their mask at Walmart

[Cel James @CelJamIsWhoIAm]

@realDonaldTrump Do you see all these posts like this? That is how much people hate you. Enjoy!

#ObamaDayJune14th
#AllBirthdaysMatter

[𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝕺𝕲 @obscuree_]

these are the kinds of photos that we’re gonna look back on in 50 years and be like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 💔

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

To any of my friends attending protests this week PLEASE be careful. I have been advised on good authority by a close friend that an armed group is planning to insight violence #seattleprotest #seattleprotestcomm

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

@sawyerjames_ We did that today! If he wants to help Feed the Front lines, I’m happy to connect him.

[Trash Bird @AllegedlyTommy]

A surreal sight at the Seattle Police departments east precinct. A warzone yesterday, boarded up and abandoned today. #seattleprotest #seattleprotests

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

@YaelEgnal No. This has never, is not happening and will never happen to me.

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

@eazy_briezzy @liv_story17

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

@sawyerjames_ Send samples

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

@kweenkyleb Cuuuute!!

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

Fuck twitter I have missed you

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

@kweenkyleb 💀💀💀💀

[sawyer james @sawyerjames_]

The year is 2019. Everyone is a Spotify curator.

[CNN @CNN]

On Friday, as the first same-sex weddings take place in Taiwan, China's LGBTQ community -- some of whom are just 100 kilometers away -- will be watching with mixed feelings. https://t.co/Vq4ocvxEnV

[CT @ColinCT206]

Good work Seattle

[xach @gratefuldawgdad]

Everybody laughs at me when I talk about how much I love the PNW but at least now I have proof to back up it’s greatness🤷🏻‍♂️

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Here's the video. A heckler shouts at Howard Schultz during an event in New York: "Don't help elect Trump, you egotistical, billionaire asshole." Via CNN

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

Fuck Tracy. #TeamDemi #thebach

[Lil Cynical @Dsch4tz]

When you see a photo of your friend meeting a celebrity and the first thing you think to yourself is “wow I really like that step and repeat”. You know it’s time for a vacation. #NYC #SoClose