Duesman Jones

[The Loved @Fuggywad]

"Here is our good friend. He is a fat retarded broken shell of a man"

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

The world you grew up in no longer exists

[Alt-Horizon Game Studio @AltHorizonGames]

Finally, a lapel pin for gamers

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔭𝔰𝔦𝔩𝔳3𝔯 @slipsilv3r]

My enemies? A bunch of freaks, retards, and homosexuals. My friends? The same, but good.

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: UNSINKABLE

They were promised the ship could never go down.

He believed them.

[The ReReading Wolfe Podcast | 重读沃尔夫播客 @ReReadingWolfe]

The alchemist doctor Paracelus had a word inscribed 'AZOTH' with red jewel on the pommel.
Samuel Butler wrote the following of him:
"Bombastus kept a devil's bird
Shut in the pummel of his sword,
That taught him all the cunning pranks
Of past and future mountebanks."

[Duesman Jones @Duesman_Jones]

@KetaApish R.A. Lafferty

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

“the superhuman baby of color who hunted and ate a live mouse simply defies white people’s limited understanding” is a very rare discourse I don’t think we’ve ever seen before

[Mike Shelby @grayzoneintel]

this afternoon i have a client call who can only meet on microsoft teams.

so i create a microsoft teams account. set up a password, billing, 2FA, etc etc. an overly laborious process.

then i download their teams desktop app. log in, set up a passkey, re-enter my information to get that set up.

finally get to schedule a meeting, but i can't. so i click to see why. it's logged me out.

okay, microsoft. so i log back in.

but my account has been locked.

so i ask its chat bot why. no help, obviously, but it says open up a trouble ticket. okay.

so i fill out the trouble ticket form with my information and a description of what happened. again, laborious.

then i get an auto-response saying that i can't communicate with the support team because the email address i entered on the support ticket is the same as the email on the account that was locked.

microsoft, this is why everyone hates you.

[Naz Reid Enthusiast. @NazReidMVP]

Women are kind of like human Jews

[Duesman Jones @Duesman_Jones]

@homesteadpilot How is this any different the hundreds of similar examples of stuff like this from 2015 to 2019?

[Dollarita @FashyFit]

Tfw you see a girl who is *exactly* your type of busted

[Pecorino🔻🧀 @DrDavidDukeMD]

“I don’t support Palestine OR Israel. I support the Magical Candy Kingdom of Jerusalem, ruled by King Aragorn and Master Chief. That’s WAY more based than Hamas.”

[Based @BasedGoyperoreo]

You get one of these if you vote Vance btw

[News Fist @malinformedtv]

@SandyofCthulhu "Welcome back to the Podcast in Yellow, live from Caracosa!
I am your host, YellowKing and today we will be asking whether the strange artefact your ancestor brought home from Egypt can be a source of wonder."

[Duesman Jones @Duesman_Jones]

@PissedOffEagle @EuropeanHerSoc No she's Jewish, actually.