Duke of Montezuma

I don't want to get struck by lightning like R.L 'Shorty' Lee (RIP my friend I shall advenge your murder by lightning).

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Well..? What then?

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@PolitlcsUK

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@edinburghpaper Hmmm im noticing a pattern

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@ASPolice

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@grupertlowe @ukhomeoffice @RestoreBritain_

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@foundring1 @Ostrov_A Maybe they can take the train to the shelter!

I hear they have swimming pools

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@PSOSEdinburgh Why was he in Scotland I wonder?

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@notaduck21 @BasilTheGreat Why the F would a white Irish person want to move to India

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@CAHarding5 @BasilTheGreat No that's antisemitic

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@TheEconomist Odd how diversity only works one way. Why is that?

Is African too black?

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@BBCWorld

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@BBCNews

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@jackaly2k

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@no_one_quits @americanus38069

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@proudchicagoan @TonyClimate I dunno they seem to put themselves down just fine

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@foundring1 @TaimanTV Q: What's better than roses on your piano?

A: Tulips on your organ!!

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@Neccccy

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@TheEconomist There's no way this isnt satire

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@MuseTerina @loganclarkhall Jew hands typed this.

But Islam will solve that soon enough.

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@foundring1 "And Caesar wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer"

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@TheRabbitHole gosh I wonder why