Duke Brady

Situational Awareness For President

[Axiom Space @Axiom_Space]

Wishing you a Happy New Year!
2023 won’t disappoint!
#BuildingHistory
#Ax2

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

@Spoon_man01 @NASAArtemis @NASA They fixed it! On the NASA JSC YouTube page: https://t.co/HbTw8T74Dp

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

@chrislhayes D e re ldy

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/K2uudkQV7g

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

@NASA @Space_Station @NASA_Astronauts Will there be any additional live physiological research on this mission, comprable to the “Mighty Mice” experiments on expeditions 61/62? #asknasa @NASA

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

This. The mayor of Portland has stated that federal authorities are unnecessarily exacerbating tensions, using flash grenades, during a protest of Moms. OF MOMS. This is the upsideDown.

We now rely on highschool gen z children for accurate coverage.

[MARTI OGRAM @marti_ogram]

@Clypian High school students reporting on the wall of Moms against the Feds has to be a 2020 highlight

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

My Day:

7hrs sleeping
3hrs eating
13hrs explaining to people how All Lives Matter is an uninformed response and how all lives WILL matter once we make sure that Black Lives Matter equitably as much as all others
1hr pooping

#BlackLivesMatter

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

@sknalks @jonathanalevi @TheRightMelissa @realDonaldTrump So, what you should do is cancel your unsanctioned photo op.

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

The one thing I miss most is petting other peoples dogs without asking, can’t wait to be that guy again.

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

There’s more than enough craziness outside your head to balance however much there is inside ☀️

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

@nicolemonade 🤣🤣🤣

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

get pumped it’s census season y’allllllllllll!!!!!

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

If you graduated in the year 2000, your 20yr reunion just got canceled.

You’re welcome.

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

Y’all, everybody coming together for this pandemic. Even ramen companies making all their noodles two packs for the single price!

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

If I go straight from quarantine to doing the romance dance, I think the overload might damage my brain.

Best to start slow with a gloved handshake or two.

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

Instructions for a New World
#coronavirus #worldhealthorganization #WHO #takeonlywhatyouneed #stophoarding https://t.co/O984NhnOb4

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

One thing is true throughout all of history:

People think they can see better if their mouths are open.

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

Me:
If movie theatres marked up beer as much as they do candy, one Budweiser would cost $23.

Dollar store employee next door to the theatre:
So, just the candy?

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

Oh Shell Yeah. The only things bigger than this week’s #DadJokes were these magnificent oceangoing #SeaChonks 💙🤿💙
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#greenseaturtle #SEAesta #siesta #FlapAndNap #SplashAndDash #chapsmyhide… https://t.co/IRkIT40KLc

[Duke Brady @DukeSurvives]

Your move, Corporate Food Conglomerates