darius

supreme neck protector

[darius @Duran808]

bitch I CANNOT talk rn I’m contemplating the ambiguous morality of existence and complex realities of the human experience

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[darius @Duran808]

maybe the propaganda is working on me but YOU CAN NEVER GET ME TO
HATE MJ. rip the goat fr

[Colttt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

The only guy to truly raise hell about the Epstein files, and a recent critic of Israel, and instantly loses after 14 years of near uncontested elections. Makes you fucking think

[darius @Duran808]

big shoutout to drake, he’s still out here making real garbage in the age of AI slop 🫡 #fuckAI

[Mato 💖💜💙 @ DELTARUNE CH5 SPOILERS @MatologMeatball]

This is unironically how some people engage with art.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than:

Walt Disney
Citigroup
CVS
Kohl's
Ticketmaster
Tesla
United Airlines
GoDaddy
Paypal
Palantir
Roku
HP
3M
PG&E
Halliburton

That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

You wouldn't get it

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

daunte culpepper after throwing the craziest 70-yard dart to randy moss.

[B e a r m a x x e r @centristpeater]

Past a certain age, a man without a DUI can be a bad thing.

[darius @Duran808]

I remember being in 6th grade saying free earl and scratching that shit into desks and lockers like he was in prison, meanwhile he was just in boarding school

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

I will never forget the first time I heard the Earl mixtape. It could never be released today. He got sent to a troubled teen school in Samoa immediately after its release.

[nick @Framesofnick]

This is the talk of a traitor to the human race

[Bull @bullincrisis]

The calf I was thought the field was endless, now I know every fence by heart.

[oba @freedachaserfto]

I deserve to ball I took all my losses like a man

[fresh @fauxfresh]

#genuinely

[amrit @amritwt]

hearing my friend repeatedly mention my name every other sentence

(he has read how to win friends and influence people)

[🦈 @4Cobey]

niggas who be living wrong get all the good shit I'm bouta be a shiesty mf

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Every woman has built in HR lingo that comes out the second they start to lose feelings for you