Lamsing

[Lamsing @Durfaa]

Thank you God for keeping things running smoothly.

[Lamsing @Durfaa]

😮‍💨

[Neall @neallseth]

Kinda dumb that months are different lengths. 365 should be divided into 5 equal months of 73 days each

Jebruary, Mapril, Jaugust, Soctober, Necember

[Neall @neallseth]

Kinda dumb that months are different lengths. 365 should be divided into 5 equal months of 73 days each

Jebruary, Mapril, Jaugust, Soctober, Necember

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

For the sake of national security; a foreign nation is NOT supposed to own compromising files on YOUR President. Talk more of one that President DESPERATELY wants to keep a secret.

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

You’re selling Rolex for sixty thousand Naira; okay cool.

Please why are you wearing gloves to hold it? 😒

[Lamsing @Durfaa]

@DeNiike_ 🤣😅😂 allow.

[Lamsing @Durfaa]

😂😅🤣🤣🤣

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

Igbo Businessmen To The World! 😩🤣❤️

[Lamsing @Durfaa]

I've never seen something like this in my life. Jesus Christ! 😤

The bar is so low it has gone beneath hell 🤮🤮🤮

[Revolutionary Youth! @torty_mercy]

The person who invented the word “wonders shall never end” had Nigeria in mind!!!

Senator Peter Onyekachi Nwebonyi went to campaign in Izzi, Ebonyi State, but there was no bridge connecting him to the town.

So, he stood on the other side of the river to solicit for votes.

I’m speechless.

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

If these people can influence your decision, then you are a waste!!!

[Ria💕 @Uche_Gloriaa]

Me and my money just Dey save each other…I go save am,e go save me back that same day.

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

I hope you miss me. I hope my children miss me. I hope the people who matter to me remember me fondly, and I still light up faces way after I am gone.

For in my mind, there is no worse fate than living and leaving this world without having touched anyone so deeply they wish you immortality.

[Lamsing @Durfaa]

@Dfoodbae_ All of the above. 🤮

[Sir Chief Honorable Odionwere Lawrence @EkunweL]

I don't think I will ever forgive APC.

[Lamsing @Durfaa]

@Akir_a997 😂😂😂😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Inevitable.

The @PFA Players' Player of the Year for 2025/26: Bruno Fernandes! ⭐️🏆

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

Voted for by the players.

[blue @bluewmist]

i don't know who needs to hear this but your ability to create the reality that you want is directly determined by your willingness to experience its opposite.

- saving money will have you feeling broke while it's actually making you rich.
- setting boundaries will have you feeling alone while you're creating new healthy relationships in your life.
- digging up your trauma will have you feeling broken while it's actually healing you.
- working out has you feeling weak while it's really making you strong.
- learning something new makes you feel dumb while it's making you more intelligent.

your ability to attain the thing that you want is directly correlated with how willing you are to experience its opposite. you have to be ok with being uncomfortable to truly achieve success!

[Simon Ritter @speakjava]

I'm rapidly discovering that the only way to use artificial intelligence effectively is if you have real intelligence...

[Bright Goku @favLabscientist]

During my time at university, three scholarships were available to students. Two were exclusively reserved for female students, while the third gave 60% priority to girls. I saw many male students drop out because of financial difficulties. The underlying trend is clear: in the effort to close gender gaps, we are creating a deeper systemic problem by neglecting boys and disproportionately prioritizing girls. There was even a period when the CGPA requirements for scholarships were set lower for female students than for male students. The boy child is being overlooked, and the evidence continues to highlight this imbalance. Many young men are turning to drugs for comfort or engaging in cyber-crime. At the primary-school level, skills workshops and career-guidance programs specifically for boys are virtually nonexistent, yet countless organizations focus exclusively on advancing the girl child. We need balanced interventions if we are serious about addressing gender-based inequalities.